Every now and then, I like to blog about the key words that people search for on search engines, the keywords that ultimately lead them to Verastic.com It'd be incredibly unVerastic if I were to blog about the regular words. Who needs those? The absurd ones make my day any day. Enjoy.1. Turai Yar'AduaI'm not sure what bothers me most: the fact that the search for Turai leads people to my blog, or the fact that Turai Yar'Adua is the fourth leading search. I Read More
Could It Be…
...That I, Vera Ezimora, have single-handedly figured out the root and cause of the political strife in Nigeria?? Ah, yes, indeed, it could be. You see, it all started like the Garden of Eden. Remember back then, things were perfect, and there was no sin. (Azazel, jump in anytime and disagree J). Things were perfect --- until Eve got lured and deceived by Lucifer. I'm sure we all know that story. Fast forward to a couple thousand years later, in the Read More
Men Have It Hard

On Friday, I went to my former school to print some things out. I was about to walk into a building when I noticed an African-American girl in front of me. She was about my age, give or take a year, and she was walking rather slowly, so I eventually walked past her. She had on a white pair of leggings, a white shirt, and a pair of white sandals. Her leggings weren't full in length; they stopped midway between her knees and her ankles. Her shirt had three-quarter sleeves, stopped somewhere Read More
Angelina, Stay Away From My Man!
That's apparently the sentiment of a lot of celebrity women when it comes to Angelina Jolie. But who can blame them? Remember Billy Bob Thornton? He was engaged - happily or unhappily - to actress, Laura Dern until he came across Angelina Jolie. Next thing we knew, they were both wearing vials of each other's blood around their necks. Oh, and they were also married from 2000 to 2003. Who can forget the case of Brad Pitt? Am I the only one who is disappointed that Read More
Mr. Shoes And I Are Getting Married — Today
And this time, it's not an April Fool's trick - like that other time. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. And I'm sorry I kept it away from you, but if it makes you feel any better, I also kept it away from Mr. Shoes. You see, this isn't exactly how I planned to get married, but as they say, when the going gets tough, the tough gets going.I'll make this as short and as simple as possible: from Friday, February 5th to Sunday, February 7th, we experienced suffered a snow Read More
