Recklessly authentic.
So, there I was yesterday, checking my Yahoo! e-mail account when I saw a notification from Twitter that a new person was now following me. Usually, I just delete such mails, but this time, the name caught my attention: Turai Yar'Adua. Yes, I mean Turai, our President's former President's wife.Off I went to check her profile out. It's not everyday that a First Lady former First Lady follows me on Twitter. Decked out in her outfit and traditional red scarf, she sat in her Read More
I usually don't like to divulge such verastic secrets, but hey, it's a new year, so why not? In my birthday post, I mentioned that my breasts are now perkier. JustJoxy asked what my secret is.Please read carefully, so that you, too, may enjoy of this bountiful joy: Take your clothes off. Done? No, no. Please, don't take a picture and send it to me. Now, take your bra off. Done? Good. Now, listen read carefully, and follow these Read More
Compiling The List ----> - $100Losing sleep and staying awake instead to tweet about The List -----> - $500 (for sleep medication)Receiving a gift from a loyal listener of Verastically Speakin' and reader of Verastically Livin' -----> +$200 (Gift #21 came from Chinny. Thanks, honey!!)Realizing the receipt did not include all the digits of her credit card (so no ordering of the Rav-4 online with Chinny's credit card) ---> -$24, 665Anticipating more gifts from The List Read More
...And, of course, this is one of those things. Especially since there is a very likely chance that the people I'm writing about will read this. I know for a fact that some of them read my blog.But seriously, women who tie gigantic traditional scarves to church, all in the name of Thanksgiving - or whatever it is they might have in mind when they wear these things - should be made to sit at the back! As one who is a fan of the big scarves - the wider, the better - I have to say Read More
"When a woman puts too much salt in her food, it is a sign that she is in love..."- Spoken by Vera Ezimora's mom - day and date, forgotten.While everyone else was baking, dissecting, and eventually, digesting a turkey for Thanksgiving Day, I was busy cooking, and then, eating okra soup. First of all, I don't eat turkey. Secondly, I love okra soup - when I cook it. Lastly, I had been craving okra soup for so long, and Thanksgiving Day seemed like the perfect time to have Read More
