That’s apparently the sentiment of a lot of celebrity women when it comes to Angelina Jolie. But who can blame them?
Remember Billy Bob Thornton? He was engaged – happily or unhappily – to actress, Laura Dern until he came across Angelina Jolie. Next thing we knew, they were both wearing vials of each other’s blood around their necks. Oh, and they were also married from 2000 to 2003.
Who can forget the case of Brad Pitt? Am I the only one who is disappointed that their relationship has not met its demise? I mean, it shouldn’t be this way. Nollywood movies have told us that this is impossible! When you steal a woman’s husband, karma will bite you in the nether region. Oh, karma, where are you when I need you the most? But anyway, once upon a time, the all-American sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston, was married to Brad Pitt. I thought they were so perfect for each other. In their marriage vows, she promised to make him his favorite banana milkshake for the rest of his life. And he was enjoying those milkshakes, too — until he filmed Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Yes, yes. The one with Angelina Jolie.
And now, history is trying to repeat itself, it seems. Johny Depp – who, by the way, has a very nerdy sexiness about him – is filming a thriller with Angelina Jolie. A movie that allegedly has a steamy sex scene (what else is new?) between Depp and Jolie. This time, however, there is a woman who owns a man, and is not afraid to show it! That woman is Johnny Depp’s long time girlfriend and mother of his two children, Vanessa Pardis. Apparently, she wants Johnny Boy to have nothing to do with that movie. Or with Angelina. Who can blame her? After giving twelve years of her life to Johnny Depp, the woman is not ready to lose it all to one Angelina – no matter how sexy her lips are!
If I had a man that Angelina Jolie were after, I, too, would tell her to stay the heck away from my man! Who am I kidding? My words would be more like, “Angelina, how do you do it … and may I get an autograph, please?”
Olodo!
Hahahahhaha
Soupasexy
lol!!!really how does she do it
Lol…. azz in!
Jen and Brad were the perfect couple… they looked soo good together n she still is part of his family's life ( i bliv they like her more than Mizz Jolie, with or without those lips of hers)
With six kids under their belt ( and 4 more to go to reach the 10 mark, hahaha), it wld be quite ummm, what's the word, difficult to split, unless Brad opens his eyes… i mean dude has aged drastically over a few years (ever since after Mr and Mrs Smith)…
But truly, if they do breakup i wld be the happiest, but she dare not go towards Johnny Depp… we don;t want her ruining another fine man for us… i swear i will SWEAR FOR YOU BIATCH….* huffing and puffing*
@pink satin how does she do it u say… she be mamiwater now, what else?
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LOL!!! I wonder what jazz she uses ooo
She's one confident sexy biatch, that how. Look and learn or is it watch and weep? LOL…
if they split sha i will be so happy…?
just those poor kids i feel for…
dat woman strong sha
hAHAHAHA…i laff, & laff, & laff….Vera, u tew funny!
OMG, soupasexy..missed u luv
Now back to this post, hahahahahahha
i support her o, i will say PLS stay away from my man but before u go, tell me how u do it….
I don't blame the woman! If not for the kids and school, I'm sure she would move down to the movie set till filming finished.
Lol @ how do u do it? Na magic before? its not only the lips o! her eyes mehn! ahahn…in fact thurs smthing bout Angelina!
rotfl….u're crazy.
someone wants to snatch ur husband and u wanna get her autograph!
This is so spot oooooon! Well done and I couldnt agree more. Quite apt.
u KNOW HOW MUCH I DO NOT LIKE THAT FOOL SO I DON'T NEED TO SAY ANYMORE. hUSBAND SNATCHER. LITTLE BITCH
Baroka: Was that for me?? Touch the person you're talking to.
Anonymous: Yesss….. laugh, please. What more can we do?
Pink Satin: I don't know ooo! That is what I am determined to find out by fire.
Chayoma: LOL @ you huffing and puffing. I'm sure Angelina will get it now. Tehehe. You know, I never thought about this theory of yours, but you're so right. Na mami water she be!!
Blowing Blessings: I don't know what jazz she uses, but I want some of it! There are a few men I'd like to give a call. Tehe.
Myne: In my case, it has definitely been 'Watch and weep.' Kai!!! The woman is toooooo baaaad!!
BBB: She's very strong indeed. I mean, how can only one woman be responsible for so many calamities? And why do I wish I had her power? Tehehehehe.
Beulah: Keep laughing oh! I hope you're watching your man's back because this woman can come any time.
Funms: That's the spirit!! You cannot just send her away without getting her secret ingredient. We must first find out how she does what she does, so that we too, just in case, might be able to do so, too.
Caramel: LOL! By the way, Brad Pitt himself goes to the movie set o. The man knows what his baby momma is capable of, so he jejely respects himself by going down there to see everything with his own koro koro eyes.
LovePaprika: There's definitely something about Angelina! Na only she get sexy eyes and hot lips???
Rene: Yes, of course! Why shall I shy? Look, if any woman steals a man, it is because the man wants to be stolen. GBAM! On that note, I will not neglect to collect autograph oo. LOL.
Mamuje: Thanks, sweetie!! I've always known that you and I have something in common 🙂
Busie: Calm your nerves jare. You seem to have forgotten that Brad Pitt is equally (in fact, even more) guilty. He was the married one, wasn't he?
I am more afraid of Jennifer Lopez than Angelina Jolie. How are you doing my dear? I tried texting you but I realized I did not save your number on my phone.
*hangs head in shame*
Lol I just remembered that Nivea song "Don't Mess With My Man"…haha. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjCBO_2csIE
Ahh back in the good old days of simple music.
2 people look good together dont mean they are good for each other
two people- you wonder what they see in each other-they may just be perfect for each other
i have not said Angelina did well to break up a marraige-but i dare say it-must have been a marraige with problems already
a man always looks outside cos he wants something……….
so bite me if you will,for as long as Angelina and Brad are together-i'm rooting for them…….
as for depp's partner-make she dey watch with eagle eye…….
nko ti eyan ba gbe sile ni ewure n gbe lo
na wetin person keep for ground-goat go see put for im mouth carry am go
Well I never did quite like her Jolie after her tango with Brad pitt and I won't mince words saying, I could never ask her for her autograph.
Truth is I don't think she's ever loved any of these guys.. We'd wait until she falls in love, Hoping she'd get to feel what others feel when your beau gets snatched.
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Lucid Lilith: *Gasp* You didn't save my number??? And all this time I thought you and I were — were — were — I don't even know!
EDJ: I definitely remember the song!! I had it, and Funmi and I used to sing it every chance we got. Who cared if we didn't have men?? And even if we did, I can bet you no woman was trying to mess with them anyway.
Ibiluv: Quiet seriously and frankly, you're right. Angelina could not have broken up a marriage that was rock solid. I have always said, and still maintain, that no woman can steal a man who does not want to be stolen. So, yes, Angelina did wrong, but Brad wanted it.
2Cute4U: We don't know if we can honestly say that she has never loved any of these men. Maybe she loves them the way she knows how to. I really don't think she's a bad person. And even if she were, what is my own? Wetin consign aeroplane with side mirror?
Jolie is overrated jo but she should sha stay away from Mr. Depp oh or else fire and brimstone go nak.
The kids are mad cute though, especially Zahara and Maddox.
What goes around comes around …… karma, Dejava all in one. "sticking ma tongue out" for brad Pitt…. may be he can feel wat it's like to be dumped.
Angelina, i don't even think she's dat fine sef, maybe she is Mami -water sef.
LOL!!! I will tell her: woman if u try am I go gorge your eyes out and bitchslap you from here to Naija in my thickest naija accent.lol
do u guys remember wen it was rumoured dat David Beckham & Angelina were going to shoot an underwear ad, & David gave this statement abt not doing it cos he was married!!!!! That was hilarious!!!! I sure Viccky must have threatened David with slow death if he had even considered it. & i can bet she even wrote in dat line abt being married, so Angie gets d msg!!!!! Hahahahaha. Hilarious.
Sha, am intrigued by d woman, i've to be candid. & i think she must be a good mom. But am certainly not buying her saintly image – nobody is as psychologically damaged as her (watch her past interviews, & u'd know) can suddenly become totally wholesome. She must have her psychologist & maybe psychiatrist on speed-dial!
@ Ibi: i hate dat rational abt d marriage already being in a bad patch. I mean, being married woman, i know being 'happy' in marriage is a damn hardwork!!! Imagine, a woman did her best to meet up 2 her part of d bargain, & pple say 'well, if ur marriage was solid, ur husband wouldn't have gone to Angelina'. My responce to dat is 'well, wen ur own husband run out of d door @ d first sight of trouble, come back & let's talk'
Omo….her eye and lip jazz is off the chain! (Thanks to media hype because she is all bones!!!!!!)
After screaming leave my man alone and the man follows her…..what happens next?
I think I'd warn my man instead….no need warning Jolie, she's a go getter.
Shame Shame lol, but I don't think depp's wife really has anything to worry about
hahahah you no serious at all. Autograph ke?