Friday, April 16th 2010 was a life-changing day for me. There I was, standing, listening to him, captivated by his smile and playful personality, hanging on to every melody that his lips sang, and then it happened: suddenly, we were all alone, he stood in front of me, gazed into my eyes, his perfect white teeth exposed. He took my hands in his and our hands locked as our fingers intertwined in perfect harmony. Then, he kissed me. Passionately.That's one version of the story. The other version Read More
The Case Of The Hairy Legs
I must have been about 13 or 14 when I first witnessed my friend, Isabella shaving her legs with a shaving stick. Prior to that, I don't think I knew that people even do stuff like that. I was a late bloomer in every sense of the word. After the first time I witnessed Isabella doing it, I witnessed her doing it a few more times. I distinctly remember she got cut by the blade at least once. Being of mixed race and very light, the spot and trickle of blood seemed to be the only thing I could Read More
Another Reason To Get Married
It turns out that apart from tax breaks, procreation, and guilt-free sex, there are actually other reasons to get married. Surprised? Me, too! So, I was reading my bible the other day, and I came across an interesting verse in the book of Deuteronomy (Chapter 24 verse 5): "If a man has recently married, he must not be sent to war or have any other duty laid on him. For one year, he is to be free to stay at home and bring happiness to the wife he has Read More
Oh, Happy Day!!
April fourth = Dad's birthday.This April 4th period wasn't different from the April 4th period last year. On Friday, April 2nd, mom and dad argued about dad's birthday.Mom: Your birthday is even coming up sef.Dad: Whose birthday?Mom: YoursDad: Oh, yes! It's todayMom: No, it's on the 4th.Dad: No, it's today.Mom: Noooo, your birthday is on the 4th of April.Dad: Oohhh, you're right. It's on the 4th oh!Every year, we go through this. The man never remembers his birthday. I'm Read More
The Four-Hour Erection
I don't have it --- with good reason.But every time the Cialis or Viagra commercial comes on and says something like, "If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor," I cannot help but wonder what that feels and looks like. And no, this is not a shy and subtle attempt at asking for pictures of four-hour erections. Four hours is a long, long time. It's 240 minutes. It's 14, 400 seconds --- of a man just sitting - or maybe standing - behind a Read More
