I repeat, hold your men!!! So this winter has been mild, to say the least. We barely got any snow, and the coldest it has gotten is probably around 22 degrees Fahrenheit or so. Don't use this information for a scientific research. Or any kind of research for that matter. According to the calendar, we are still in winter. I do not know about other countries that enjoy suffer snow, but here in Maryland, February is usually the month with the most snow. This year, however, we barely saw flurries. Read More
I’ve Been Watching Porn
Now pick your mouth up from the floor and keep reading the post. Yes, I have been watching porn. And no, I do not wish to tell you why I have been indulging in this activity. Okay, fine. You've convinced me. I'll tell you after the break. Read More
GoJo Handsfree … Am I The Only One Who Finds This Ridiculous?
Everyday there are new inventions. Some are great. Some leave you wondering ... why??? Like this GoJo handsfree thing. I saw the commercial a couple of weeks ago, and I was stunned! I think I had my mouth open the entire time. If you think the picture looks ridiculous, wait till you see the video ad. Read More
I Saw A Dog’s Penis
I know you may not find this particular news very interesting, but for me, it had my mouth hanging open for several minutes. Until a few days ago, I had never, ever, ever seen a dog's penis. It was Oscar the dog. I don't know what breed of dog he is, but left to right, he is long, and top to bottom, he is short. If you're confused by my description, don't sweat it. I'm confused too. Oscar looks sorta like this --- without the clothing. Anyway, Oscar has a wife and a daughter, and I have Read More
Association Of Last Carriers
Present! That's me. When it comes to being the last one to find out about anything, I am your girl. There's a valid reason why verastic dot com is not your source for breaking news. It's because the blogger behind verastic dot com never knows news when it breaks. So, don't ever bother coming here to find out the latest happenings. Continue to find out what I just find out. You're gonna laugh at this one. Read More
