Present! That’s me. When it comes to being the last one to find out about anything, I am your girl. There’s a valid reason why verastic dot com is not your source for breaking news. It’s because the blogger behind verastic dot com never knows news when it breaks. So, don’t ever bother coming here to find out the latest happenings. Continue to find out what I just find out. You’re gonna laugh at this one.
Number One: I recently found out about the Nigerian singer, Davido (pronounced Day-Vee-Doe). He’s apparently the hottest thing on the block right now. This, according to what I’ve recently learned. His single, Dami Duro is not bad at all, and I only heard it on Friday. Imagine my shockprise. I watched the video that same day and I was taken aback. No, it’s not the video that took me back. There was nothing spectacular about that. It was the fact that this guy has been reigning for a while and I only just heard about him. Oh, but it gets worse.
Number Two: On Saturday, I was watching an interview on Gidi Lounge (of the CEO of the site) and he started talking about how the site came into existence and how and why they named it Gidi Lounge. My people, that was when I realized that Las Gidi = Lagos. Prior to watching this video, I thought Las Gidi was a town or area in the State of Lagos. Do not judge me!
I used to wonder why everyone was always headed to this one Las Gidi. Why not Victoria Island? Or Ikoyi? Or Lekki? You get my point. All I heard and read was Las Gidi. So I figured Las Gidi must be a really nice place in Lagos. That’s the only reason why everyone is headed there nah, abi?
When I tweeted that I just found out the real meaning of Las Gidi, my tweeties had a fun time laughing at me. It was during this time that Tunde decided to do busy body and award me with my LASTma uniform. It’s clearly a uniform that I have earned. I have gone above and beyond to earn myself a LASTma uniform.
In light of this fact, I proudly declare my membership of the Association of Last Carriers.
one3snapshot says
lol nne you’re not alone. But you have to start shining your eyes sha!
Come to think of it I’m usually last to comment on your blog.
'Lara says
nne…you Lastma uniform fit you well well…we won’t blame you sha, na so life be.
Manny says
🙂 just like my sister. She didnt know what twitter was till last month,
Duchess says
I just started reading your blog and I enjoyed this story but you no try with just finding out what Las gidi means SMH.
If it makes you feel any better lol I am part of your (ALC) Association of last carriers. I had no idea who Davido was until now.
A dude says
Davi – who?
HoneyDame says
LMAAOOOOO!!!!!!! Oh Vera! SMH
Really? Las Gidi as a part of Lagos? …smh even more vigorously! uhm!
Tunde says
Lol! The uniform musta fit like a glove… still got ur beret for it tho.
Thank God you dint carry last on the Davido story again. I woulda promoted you with a new 3 star uniform
Ginger says
Vera, you don fall my hand seriously. Well, me i’m just finding out about the Davido and till a blogger (i read) posts his video online i’m sure i will survive.
Interesting that i saw his panties before i heard his music lol.
louis chuks ezimorah says
hi;every one i will like to be one of menber in this porgram. i from nnewi but i live in south.pls help me look 4 nice wife to marry. thanks
Vera Ezimora says
Ehm, that one go hard oh! And I’m speaking both about the club and the wife. But good luck!