We all know at least one person who does this in all her pictures. And you'll have an easier time convincing her that pork comes from turkey than you would convincing her that that duck face is not half as sexy as she thinks it is. Continue to see the famous duck face. I know it'll look familiar. Read More
Have You Used The Louis Vuitton Condoms?
There's always something new to wonder about everyday. This time, I'm wondering about the Louis Vuitton condoms. For all of you who use Lifestyle, Durex, Trojan, Magnum, or even Gold Circle condoms, move over. The Louis Vuitton condoms are here. And they only cost $68 a piece (about N10, 200). Continue to see the designers condom. Read More
Will The Real Rapists Please Stand Up?
There's a reason why Nigerians - in spite of their sufferings - are the happiest people on the face of the earth. Why won't we be? We always have all kinds of comic reliefs, even when things are not meant to be funny ... like the case of the pastors that got raped by prostitutes. Or did they? Read More
Favors, Especially For Lucid
The other day I was on Lucid's blog where she was asking her readers for ideas on wedding favors. I was going to leave a comment and give a few suggestions here and there, but then I thought, why not put up an entire post with even more suggestions? I mean, I do have quite a few. Trust me, you're gonna wanna read this. So here goes ... to Lucid, with love. Plenty, plenty love. Read More
Hello. What Brings You To Verastic Today?
Every now and then, I check out my Google Analytics. Yesterday, I checked it out again, and as usual, there were many, many searches that brought people to Verastic. The problem is that I just do not understand why a nice, holy girl like me will be connected to these searches *adjusts halo*. Below are a list of searches and my thoughts in parenthesis. Read More
