Three days ago, Mr. Uroko of Benue State died from being raped by his six wives. Well, four actually because he died in action as one wife was still on her way to the bed, and the other had not even begun her journey yet, so something tells me that she might still be horny. Mr. Uroko – according to this article – was a successful man and a philanthropist. His love for sex encouraged him to acquire more women.
On the day of his death (Tuesday, July 24th 2012), Mr. Uroko had just come back home and decided that he wanted to spend the night with his youngest wife, Odachi. Unknown to him, the other five wives had already had a meeting that they would get theirs that night too, by hook or by crook. So while inside Odachi’s room, the other wives attacked with sticks and knives, demanding that they all be sexed at once. Mr. Uroko tried to resist them, but they over powered him.
One by one, they climbed him and got theirs. The plan was that they would start from the youngest wife and go up. I’m assuming this means that Odachi was the first one to go. But while the fifth wife was still on her way, he stopped breathing and died. The wives – except Odachi – ran away. They have caught two of the runaway wives, while three – I assume – are still at large.
Now, tell me why one man will marry six wives when he only has one penis. Yes, I know that the culture permits and encourages it. But does that mean that you must marry more than one wife? One … two … three … six?! For one man??? It’s hard for me to feel sympathy for this man. After all, if it were one of his wives that died in the course of sex, he would have probably just replaced her with a seventh wife. One wife is a lot of trouble. Six wives are six times the trouble.
One man, one penis and six women and six vaginas and twelve breasts. See, the math just doesn’t add up.
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KUDOS, WELL DONE.
LOL. Okay.
sorry, but this story is fake. its completely unrealistic and theres no way you can die from rape. NO WAY! come on now!
I’m curious tho, how did they manage to make “it” stay up all through the 5 rounds? Hmmm…. Thots, Vera?
ooouucchhh!!! bad way to die……
Yup. Very bad … And painful too.
I wanna fuck you..
great way to die actually…lol if it were true. but you can’t die from being raped. lets be real.
it’s amazing what can happen whn people let their LIBIDO get the better of them, this is a very tragic story, the man’s hunger for sex led to his demise. This should be a lesson for all polygamists out there, satisfy all your women or u might be next.
A better lesson will be, stop being a polygamist. How can one man think he can satisfy six women? Doesn’t even make sense.
I really don’t know why I was chuckling as I was reading this article. Great questions though because I myself is wondering how he kept it up for so long. Sad way to die though.
Me, sef, I was chuckling while writing it cause it was just ridiculous. One man, six wives??? Why? Are they memorabilia that you just go around collecting? Mba nu.
Hey maybe me died a happy death…lol. I shouldn’t be laughing.
It’s one of those bad things that are funny. I laughed too.