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July 13, 2011

Are You Looking For A Husband?

If you are not married, then the answer is yes. Don't even think about it. The only circumstance under which your answer may be no is if you don't want to be married or if you are into women. But even then, if you are into women and you plan on calling your future partner your husband, then I guess you will also say yes to this question. I don't know if husband is what a woman would call her female partner. I'm just grasping at straws here. Don't quote me. Naturally, I have also digressed. The Read More

June 27, 2011

Yup. I Pee’d While Standing

I cannot count how many times I have heard a man refer to women as the specie that pees while sitting. I don't take offense to this statement, but I do know that it is said to somehow imply that sitting (instead of standing) while peeing is just another way to show that women are the weaker sex. "Weaker," of course, is all relative. Weaker in what way? Physically? Emotionally? Financially? Spiritually? The more specific you get, the weaker this weaker word becomes, too. Not only does weaker Read More

March 24, 2011

The Six Inch Penis: Revisited!

So, there I was minding my business. You know I'm always minding my business. A Facebook friend sent me a message via Facebook (totology?) and she directed me to an article that related to my six inch penis post. By the way, she warned me not to mention her name, so henceforth, we shall refer to her as my Facebook Penis Friend. I'm sure she'd like that a lot better. Read More

January 12, 2011

Kai. I Have Met Some Men Oh!

When I think about the different men I have met and their very different personalities and interesting lies, I cannot help but look forward to marriage. I cannot wait to have a family story night where daddy and mommy get to tell the children stories that start with, "Don't be like your mother oh! When I was your age, I met a man ...." Read More

December 2, 2010

Dear Boy/Girlfriend Stalker

Dear Boy/Girlfriend Stalker,I hope this post meets you well. I know you have been busy tracking the e-whereabouts of your partner, exploring every new friend he/she made on Facebook, following everyone that's following him/her on Twitter, checking out the space of everyone who is on his/her MySpace page, and submitting his/her name to Google Alerts, so that you can literally be alerted every time his/her name appears on the world wide web. It's all been very time consuming, I'm sure.It is for Read More

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