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But....You must refund my money! I have attended a lot of weddings. I am shocked and perplexed whenever someone tells me that he/she has never been to a wedding since they came to America donkey years ago. Each year, I attend at least three weddings. Attending weddings can be expensive, depending on who the couple is and your participation level in the wedding. Let me break it down. The boxes represent the cost. Category Wedding outfit Asoebi Gift Money to throw Read More
Get pregnant.I know, I know. You're probably thinking, 'Well, I knew that already!' You may have known that already, but did you know how potent this secret is? Wait, you're gonna love me by the end of this post. You're going to love me so much that you'll go to my wish list and buy me one or two things. Or at least, that's what I'm hoping would be the effect of this post. Former Order Of Things New Order Of Things 1 Boy meets girl Boy meets girl 2 Boy falls in love Read More
That's something I have heard more times than I wish to remember. It has become more prevalent now that I have ceased to get younger. And that's exactly my point. At what point does one cease to get younger? I used to think that one never gets younger anyway. Unfortunately, that's not a universal belief. I cannot count how many times I have been told (by my family and even by people I don't care for) that I am not getting younger anymore. Is this in comparison to the time that I was Read More
It turns out that apart from tax breaks, procreation, and guilt-free sex, there are actually other reasons to get married. Surprised? Me, too! So, I was reading my bible the other day, and I came across an interesting verse in the book of Deuteronomy (Chapter 24 verse 5): "If a man has recently married, he must not be sent to war or have any other duty laid on him. For one year, he is to be free to stay at home and bring happiness to the wife he has Read More
And this time, it's not an April Fool's trick - like that other time. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. And I'm sorry I kept it away from you, but if it makes you feel any better, I also kept it away from Mr. Shoes. You see, this isn't exactly how I planned to get married, but as they say, when the going gets tough, the tough gets going.I'll make this as short and as simple as possible: from Friday, February 5th to Sunday, February 7th, we experienced suffered a snow Read More
