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January 7, 2010

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Love-Needs

Number 2: He must be crazy about me and not be afraid to show it.Number 3: He must have an uncanny sense of humor and be able to understand my jokes.Number 5: He must be 100% faithful to me.Number 6: He must miss me always.Number 11: He must be supportive of my career. That means helping me to edit, and not picking fights with me over the content.Number 12: He must be willing - in fact, eager - to do some subtle public display of affection like a kiss here and there (a kiss on my forehead Read More

December 22, 2009

In Preparation For Marriage (2)

"When a woman puts too much salt in her food, it is a sign that she is in love..."- Spoken by Vera Ezimora's mom - day and date, forgotten.While everyone else was baking, dissecting, and eventually, digesting a turkey for Thanksgiving Day, I was busy cooking, and then, eating okra soup. First of all, I don't eat turkey. Secondly, I love okra soup - when I cook it. Lastly, I had been craving okra soup for so long, and Thanksgiving Day seemed like the perfect time to have Read More

July 23, 2009

I Think I’m Married…

.... to my Mother!!!Lately, Mom and I have been having couple fights. I've been trying to ignore them, but I cannot ignore then anymore. At this point, we just need to decide who will be the man between us. Mom has the bigger breasts. I have the bigger butt. Hmmph. This is not gonna be an easy decision.Yesterday, she had a score to settle with me. I was about to leave the house in the morning when she decided to tell me what I had done.Mom: I need to talk to you.Me: Uh oh. What did I Read More

May 13, 2009

At Age 27?????????????????????

I read something the other day. Apparently a woman's fertility begins to significantly decline at age 27. 27?!?!?!?!?!?! As if it isn't bad enough that we are born with all the eggs we will ever, ever have in our lives (not to mention that we lose half of those eggs at birth)?? Now, I have to go and find out that our fertility potential begins to significantly decline at age 27. **insert very, very, VERY angry face**I am yet to get over my anger of not getting married at age 22. Ah, that Read More

April 22, 2009

Apparently, I’m Married

Thanks to everyone who was wondering where I went off to. Well, let me ease your curiousity: I didn't go anywhere; I was just tired. So you see, there isn't much gist about these three days of absence. Thank you also for listening to my audio post. I hope the next one will be better. Now... on to today's issue.My people, e be like say I don marry. Yes, I am married. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, but you see, I just found out myself too. My cousin-turned-sister in London wrote me Read More

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