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March 9, 2011

Ghana Must Not Go …?

So I was at the dollar store looking for Ghana-Must-Go bags. You know them now! I went through the store once and didn't find the bags, but I was sure they had them. I went up to the cashier to ask for directions to the Ghana-Must-Go aisle, and that was when kasala busted. It was only then I realized that after one decade in America, I had never called the Ghana-Must-Go bag anything other than Ghana-Must-Go. Facing this Asian woman, I knew better than to ask for the Ghana-Must-Go bag. How would Read More

February 17, 2011

The Orgasmic Rabbit

For the sake of this upcoming Verastically Speakin' show, What Your Mother Didn't Tell You About Sex Toys, I will go through almost anything - including, but not limited to learning about the rabbit that is capable of giving you an orgasm. Since I started talking about this upcoming sex toys show, I have exposed myself to all manner of things and people. I have started learning bad, bad things oh! Read More

February 5, 2011

To Everyone Who Contested

I say a big Thank You. No, really, I'm saying, thank you, thank you, Thank You. The support was overwhelming. 848 comments is not an easy thing - especially those that showed the elements of madness in them by commenting over. And over. And over. And over. I won't mention any names. They know themselves. The comments for the giveaway were everything from bible quotations, gospel songs, alleged fiction manuscripts, jokes, riddles, songs, tweets, retweets, proverbs, stories, threats, and much Read More

January 24, 2011

In Search Of My Roots

Today, I and millions - billions, maybe - of people tuned in to the Oprah show to hear her big family secret. Unfortunately, the Tom Joiner Morning Show already ruined the surprise for me this morning, although they were merely speculating. Watching Oprah's show, it turned out that the Tom Joiner Morning show speculated quite well about what the surprise would be, albeit Oprah's version was a lot more detailed, of course. Read More

January 12, 2011

Kai. I Have Met Some Men Oh!

When I think about the different men I have met and their very different personalities and interesting lies, I cannot help but look forward to marriage. I cannot wait to have a family story night where daddy and mommy get to tell the children stories that start with, "Don't be like your mother oh! When I was your age, I met a man ...." Read More

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