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June 2, 2011

When Nna Married Adanna … [Pictures Included]

I was there ... live and direct! And I was even seated on the third row of the right side of the church. It was on Saturday, May 14th 2011 in the very cold and very windy city of Chicago, and I was there to see it all happen. Wait. Let me rewind. When Mr. Shoes introduced me to Nna in 2009, he told me that Nna gave the best hugs, and then, he urged me to go ahead and get a hug. No, no, Mr. Shoes had not personally experienced Nna's warm bear hug, but apparently, he (Nna) was popular with the Read More

May 17, 2011

State of Maryland vs Vera Ezimora

That was the subject of the letter they sent me. I was not afraid. But I was definitely moved. All I did was exceed my speeding limit by 18 miles per hour, so why was the entire State of Maryland coming after me? Long story short, I had to appear in court today for a $90 ticket I received in September. It was not the amount of the ticket that prompted me to go to court. It was the two lousy points that came with it. My insurance would go up. My driving reputation would go down. You get the Read More

March 29, 2011

My Impending Wedding … And The Meeting Before It

I was at Funmie's house on Saturday to give her the pleasure of perming my hair. It had been almost six months since I last permed my hair. Now my hair is so thin and short, I can't stop touching it. I feel like I can count all its strands. The last time I washed my hair, it was so tangled that while I combed it, I could literally feel the hair pulling off the follicles on my scalp. Never again will I put myself through that. But I digress. While I was at Funmie's house, Ireti decided to make a Read More

March 24, 2011

The Six Inch Penis: Revisited!

So, there I was minding my business. You know I'm always minding my business. A Facebook friend sent me a message via Facebook (totology?) and she directed me to an article that related to my six inch penis post. By the way, she warned me not to mention her name, so henceforth, we shall refer to her as my Facebook Penis Friend. I'm sure she'd like that a lot better. Read More

March 15, 2011

At Least Six Inches Long

If you had asked me some years ago what I wanted in a man, I would have said, "Tall, Christian, God-fearing, educated, older than me, good job, people person ... and a six-inch long penis." There was only one thing wrong with my desire for a six-inch long penis: I had never seen one. Read More

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