Now here's one topic you'll never tire of reading about on verastic dot com: bras ... and the soft, succulent, squeezable female members that seek support in them. Sometimes, they're known as breasts. Other times, people give them names that may only be known and used privately. But about the bras... Read More
How Was Yours?
Mine went unexpectedly well. I had no plans, really. Christmas, for me, started off with attending a friend’s Christmas party which was advertised to start at 11:59pm on December 24th 2010. I had an issue with the time. I would have preferred it to start at about 8 PM, or 10 PM at its latest, so I could stroll in at midnight. But if it was starting at midnight, what time was I supposed to get there? I convinced Funmie to come with me. I went to meet her at her house, and before I knew it, I Read More
Contrary To Popular Belief
Crying babies are actually not cute. Maybe they're cute to their parents - especially their mothers, but they're not cute to me. No, I do not want to hear your crying baby while I'm talking with you on the phone. No, I don't want you to put your crying baby on the phone to say hello to Aunty.No, I don't want to be disrupted by your crying baby while I'm listening to the sermon. No, I don't want to sing a lullaby to him/her/it while Desperate Housewives is on. Read More
Biko Nu, I Am NOT Pregnant!!!
So, my last post about my mysterious hard nipples got more pregnancy-related comments than I cared to have. I currently do not care to have any. I now feel the need to come back and explain further. At the beginning of the post, I said, "Lately, my nipples have become advanced ..." I should have explained that by lately, I meant, Since December 2009 or thereabout. If I were pregnant ... oh, never mind! I don't even know why I'm entertaining this thought. Secondly, there are two questions Read More
The Mysterious Case Of Vera Ezimora’s Hard Nipples
Lately, my nipples have become advanced. They're like Vera's nipples 2.0! They seem to have evolved and gotten technologically, environmentally, emotionally, crazily in tune with the higher powers of Nipple-o-city. In other words, they have become very sensitive to everything, and I don't know why. Sometimes, I don't even know what everything means.Naturally, these nipples get hard when the temperature drops around them --- like when I step outside and it's cold, like when the air conditioner Read More
