Aloofar tagged me in this picture on Facebook where he told us to caption it. There were some very funny responses. I captioned it. Click to read my caption and do yours too! ;) Read More
Caption This: Michelle Obama & Patience Jonathan
Motion To Increase Hours In A Day
Everyday I wake up and go through the same routine. There's so much to do in a day, and I always plan on blogging and writing. But before I know it, it's night time, and I have to go to bed so I can wake up at 6:45 AM the next day. The plan is always to do it the next day, but when the next day comes, it happens all over again. And that's why I have come up with a solution. Keep reading to find out more. Read More
Ladies, Please Shave Your Legs
Don't hate the messenger. Hate the message. I was sent by the men to tell you to please shave your legs --- especially if you're wearing a skirt --- and most especially, if you're fair-skinned. Read More
Nipples On Parole (Picture Included)
Few days ago, I was parading the mall. I went past Express, and you know everything is so attractive in there. I found a skirt I liked, but it was out of my price range, so I've been left just dreaming about it. I decided to look around some more. That was when I spotted it. Read More
What Do Durex Condoms Have In Common With Cheating Nigerian Women?
Well, first, Durex sells their condoms to Nigerian women. Then, they bring them all back and ask them who they used the condoms with: their partners? Or their assistant partners? It appears that a whopping 62% of Nigerian women are unfaithful to their partners. There's only one question on my mind right now: who are these women? And when can I meet them, so they can show me the way! Read More
