What an oxymoron. “True Lies” is actually the name of a Naija movie (no surprises there) starring Zack Orji, Rita Dominic, and Tonto Dike.
I completely forgot I was supposed to update my blog today. And since I am too lazy to think, I will go ahead and do the tag. I have been tagged by so many people…I don’t even remember. My memory is a bit fuzzy now, but I think No Limit, Qmoney, and Aloted tagged me. Like I said, my memory is fuzzy. The only person I am sure of is Doug. And that’s because he just tagged me yesterday (abi the day before…?). Soooo I’m supposed to tell you two truths and a lie and you’re supposed to figure it out. Well, goodluck then.
1. Vera Ezimora is not my real name.
2. I am celibate.
3. I was once a nursing student.
The rules state that I must tag six people, but I don’t know who to tag. I keep feeling like I have read this on everyone else’s blog except mine. Therefore, I refuse to tag any1. I feel like all the people that blog frequently have already done it.
Plus, I’m too tired to start thinking of who to tag.
Soooo go ahead and tell me what you think. I really think this is very, very easy. But then again, maybe it’s easy to me because I know the answer(s). Oh, well! Deal with it :))
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
schew , #1 is a lie jor!
Either all are true or number 1 isn’t… lol
i’m thinking between 1 and 3
so i’ll go with three
final answer
#1 is the lie, but something tells me it’s number 3.
#1 is a lie. Vera IS your real name.
hmmmm no 2 is a lie
They are all TRUE!
true lies is also the name of an american movie starring jamie lee curtis and arnold swar…..(i cant spell that name mehn)
wow, how easy could this get..no1 is the lie
Don’t know much about you. Actually, don’t know anything at all, but I’d say, Yes, yes, no.
Vera is your real name, you are celibate because you don’t have a bf to “do it with”… and you were once a nursing student before changing to psychology…so therefore, they are all true!!!
*coughs***
i know, i know… so i’ll pass for d curious folks.
Bumight: See your mouth. You’re feeling like someone that knows the truth abi? We shall see about that!
Danny Bagucci: Pick one o! You cannot be saying ‘or.’
Kafo: You’ve made a wise choice. But is it the right choice? Hmmm. lol
Nefertiti: Hmmmmmm. You sound confident. lol. We’ll see about that.
Funms The Rebirth: If you say so oh! I will tell you whether you’re right later.
Buttercup: You think it’s easy, don’t you? You sound so sure. But are you really?
Folake: Awww. You tried. But I cannot comment properly yet till everyone comments properly.
Anonymous: LOL. Very funny. I cannot comment properly coz I want everyone to leave their comments first.
Funmie: Yeah, you betta pass! Or else, I will show you shege banza o. lol. Babe, I called you now; why you no pick?
Number one is a lie…
No 2 is a lie.
No1 is a big fat lie!…I hope???
I think number 1 is the lie,
number 2 and 3 sounds true enough
lol! ok vera, depending on wat u mean by true or lie. this could go different ways.
1. the name u gave me when we first met wasnt vera but later came to know u as vera.
2. celiWhat? how would u explain all the visual sex, fone sex, internet sex, day dreaming sex that u av had.
3. nursing student this one true small, but u could be taking all those classes and doing all those clinicals for doing sake. last time i checked u were a writer.
so after all this speech giving, my answer is. depending on how each one is seen. they can go both ways. hehehehe. i know say u go wan wound me soon. this is 2009 o, no time for that.
that number one..u want to confuse me with grammar syntactic abi…i will go with number 1 as the lie before i confuse myself
This is too easy to be right.. but I think number one is the lie.
Vera being celibate??why am i refusing to think that’s the one? but it could be??..but the again her name is probably not Vera…sigh…ah well…i refuse to get a wrong answer so i have disqualified myself…lol
vera is your real name and you were once a nursing student at ccbc? anyway take care
they are all true! Or maybe number two is the lie.
I think no 1 is a lie because i am almost convinced Vera is your real name!
Pshew, i’m confused jare, i kinda believe you’re celibate…and that you’ve been a nursing student
This is kinda difficult o. I am not sure which to pick but then I settl for no 2!
Okay, here goes, No1 is a lie!
number 1 is the lie
Arnold and Jamie Lee Curtis did a 1994 movie named true lies so na borrow dem borrow the name…..
number 1 is definitely the lie
Ms O: R u sure???
OluwaDee: I’ll ask you the same thing I asked Ms O: r u sue???
No Limit: Stop hoping. Start knowing for sure.
Olufunke: I hope you’re right sha. Who knows? LOL
ChiefO: When next are you coming to MD? I think it’s about time I gave you a proper beating.
Aloted: LOL. I know not what you speak of.
Sleekiest: Think again. Think very, very well.
Shona Vixen: LOL! I never see this type before ooo. How you go just disqualify yourself like that???
Anonymous: Ehm, thank you for your participation, but please reveal yourself.
Sting: Of course they are not all true. But if you say number two is the lie, then who am I to disagree?
Write Freak: Hehehehe. So you think they are all true then?
Standtall: Weldone, my lovely one. You have chosen wisely. But have you chosen correctly? I dunno! lol.
Mizchif: Idikwa sure?? R u very, very sure?
Ibiluv: But like a typical Naija movie, the title had nothing to do with the content. I didn’t understand why it was titled True Lies.
Miss Definitely Maybe: R u definitely sure??? Check am well ooo!
Guess I’ll stick with number 1 then…
I’m hoping this tricky girl won’t say “Well, 1 is the lie because my full name is actually Something Vera Ezimora” (or Vera Something Ezimora) or any combination of that!
Have a good Sunday, forgetful one!
I think 1 is the lie.
Oops, I meant in what I wrote above that I hope you won’t say that 1 is true. Darn it!
I say you’re not celibate.
Brilliant, brilliant. So, you think you can swing this abi? Maybe, if i knew the meaning of celibate i would not have contested that you ain’t.
now, Vera. wey thing be this self. i think say the second one no be lie. afteral, u keep looking for a man, so i’m not shock you’re celibate, abi.
Vera I am not answering o! U will tell us the answer soon I hope?
Anyhoos I am waiting patiently.
Danny Bagucci: Wise choice. But are you right? Hahahaha *I laugh in Igbo*
Good Naija Girl: Guess you’ll just have to find out, wouldn’t you? Ha!
Darius: R u sure??? Think well, my brother.
Rethots: So what are you saying essentially?? Pick one as the one jo make pesin know wetin she dey talk.
Sweet Nothin: I no fit talk whether you dey right or wrong. At least, not yet. I will tell you later.
Luscious Ron: Yes, I will tell you the answer soon. Of course, if you were to buy me a range rover, that will speed up my answer. Just a friendly suggestiong. Hehehe. 🙂
No 2 na lie!
#1 is a lie…but i am also thinking #2 is a short term lie…i mean if you met the man of your dreams today, you no go shack? You r celibate by situation jare.
Of course you are not celibate.
# 2 is the lie.
Fine Boy Agbero: See me see wahala o. What is the meaning of that exclamation mark there?? You’re tryna drive your point home ehn? LOL. But are you sure???? lol.
Rosie: Hahahahaha. Celibate by situation? Dis babe you don kolomental. Hehehehehe. It’s all good; ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.
Rethots: I don’t like this your confidence o. Why r u so sure I’m not? lol.
Zara: You sure? Is that your final answer??