Mehn, I’m so ashamed of myself; I have not written in what seems like ages. I’ve been a naughty gal…somebody spank me, please. Seriously, I need to write!
I have been so lazy lately. All I wanna do is sleep, and if I didn’t know better, I woulda thought I was pregnant. This kin sleep enjoyment dey too much o! But as from tomorrow, I will definitely change my routine. In my defense sha, my bed is just too cozy, so leaving it is hard.
So the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, Dannielynn has finally determined to be Larry Birkhead. Well, duh! I saw that one coming. For some reason, I’m happy he’s the father. I don’t even know either of them men personally, yet Birkhead has somehow become my favorite. Needless to say, I’m still saddened by the death of Anna Nicole. I always thought she was beautiful. It’s sad that Dannielynn (the baby) would never know her brother and mother; that would be traumatic for the lil gal when she grows up, I imagine. But God is not sleeping. He knows why He let it happen. Click HERE to read more about this.
By the way, do y’ll know Anna Nicole is actually a brunette? LOL. I didn’t see that one coming. Do you know how much bleach her hair has gone thru? Nawa o!
So Mr. T got me the new CDs of 2Face, Faze & D’Banj. I didn’t actually ask him to bring Faze (cause I didn’t know his new album was out), but I’m glad he did. Faze is a very talented guy. I’m very proud of him. After listening to all the albums, I like 2Face’s Cd the best. Faze comes in 2nd although it was a very close call and then D’Banj is third. I love 2Face’s simplicity and humility (I heard from a friend who met him when he came 2 Maryland that he is very humble). Faze came in 2nd, not because he is less talented, but because 2Face has already stolen my heart. D’Banj….hmmm. Apart from the ‘Why Me?’ song and the tongolo & tongolo remix, nothing else tickles my fancy. I like his style, but I’m not into all that ‘bend over and lemme hit it from the back’ kinda lyrics…which is why I’m not a fan of rap. It’s too errrrr 4 me.
I recently watched a Nigerian movie called ‘Through The Fire’, and it was great! It was written and directed by Chuks Etolue. He is based here in Maryland and he did a fantastic job with the movie. It’s real and realistic. It’s not the kinda yeye movies they make about Yankee in Naija, which are obviously written by someone who knows nothing about Yankee and has not taken out the time to do some research. It’s a wonderful movie and it brought me to tears. Maybe I’m just too emotional, but I seriously doubt it.
Once again, I’ll leave you with some funny search keywords that brought people to my blog. As usual, I do not understand most of them. My thoughts are in green and italics…
- Benson, I won’t worry my life away (Who da heck is Benson?)
- How do you make life easy when you want to leave your Bloke? (Hmmm, tough question. Does he pay your bills? If so, sorry oh, sistah…I no fit help you)
- Things to do to make your man go crazy in bed (Uhm…)
- Husband forced to wear menstruation pads (I hope he was at least on his period)
- Sniffing my aunty’s thongs (Eww! Be ashamed of yourself, please. Yuck!!)
- Left boyfriend handcuffed to the bed (For how long? I hope he’s free now)
- Things to do when you’re alive (Is there a list of things to do when you’re dead?)
- Buki is chasing him (Which Buki is this? London Buki?? Okay, lemme give her a call and find out why she’s chasing him).
Funny huh? LOL
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My mom is complaining that telemarketers are calling her cell phone, so now, she is calling the number back to “warn” them to stop calling her cell phone…even though it’s almost eleven PM. I tell you, this woman is just very funny!
Funmi is thinking about having a cookout in her house this summer, and though she has not set a date, I’m so flippin excited! Being with my friends never stops making me happy and feeling like all is well. In fact, I have been tryna figure out what to wear for the cookout. And of course, I have to go armed with my camera, extra batteries and the charger for the batteries. Go Vera!
That’s it for now. I’ll be back l8r.
Hmm, I guess I’m first. Well I guess I deserve to be first. Its my birthday and I’m your biggest fan. Go figure! 🙂
At least you keeping up with your wednesday updates, you are making progress 🙂
Anyway, holla at me sometime, I have something to tell you. I’ll leave my pager number 901 418 4092
*Spank**Spank**Spank* Are you crying yet?
arghhh…lala beat me to it! Larry is kinda my fav too and I just do not trust that Howard dude. Hope it all works out well for the little girl o. So much drama in her early life!
So what did Mr.T bring the rest of us?
Good to always read you work. I enjoy every bit of it.
oh groovy baby… want some spanking? i can give you a good spanking… c’mon, you know where *wink*
Okay…waiting to see the pictures of the cookout.Hope it won’t be yellow this time oo! Yah at list now you kept your word to update every wednesday.Have you realised its the first thing you ever promised to do and stuck to it?…lol..**kidding**..you know how Blogville is when you not around.Shud i check you next wednesday?
I am climbing ever higher on your blog comment roll. Look, where is my isi ewu? O bughi ihe a i na ako ka m n’ege ntii.
When can we see your face noooooow?
Nice blog you’ve gat.
You ARE naughty. Hisssss for 10 hourssss….Hi Veraaaaa.
Lala: Happy Birthday!! I’ll page you ASAP. You’re my fan? This is serious o! But yea, I’m keeping up with my updates…thanks to you. I had to discipline myself to do it every wednesday, and you know it’s been getting easier by the day. Now, all I need 2 do is to discipline myself 2 write everyday… Anywayz, thanks babe!
SapphireAster: Mr T. brought himself back o. Can u imagine the likeness? All the shouting I did for him 2 bring me some gala, he still came back without it. I don vex finish. But if you want, I can hook you up with him sha. Are u interested?
Izz: Aww, thank you!! I really appreciate it. I’ll keep writing then.
UnNaked: Stop this thing you’re doing o! If I report you 2 my mommy, she will beat you up. No dey spoil me 4 my mama abeg. I’m a good gal, and I don’t wanna be spoilt. That being said… so uhm… when r u gonna spank me? LOL
Jaybabe: LOL. Yes, I know it is the first thing I have promised to do and actually kept my word. Did you have to remind me? LOL. Anywayz, you should definitely check me next Wednesday; I’ll be here.
Idemili: Ah ah, I have been waiting for you to come and take your isi ewu. Ebe ka ino? Hurry up and come & take it oh. And don’t worry, you’ll see my face soon.
Ugo Daniels: Thanks!! I’ll visit your blog too.
TMinx: LOL. Gal, is that how you’ll welcome me? I missed you too, baby. How body?
Yay,you have updated!
I dey come.
Benson, I won’t worry my life away (Who da heck is Benson?)
That will be my grand father! lol.
What do you think about Faze’s kolomental song? I wish you could see the video. (Check Naija vixen’s blog) Very true,Tuface is very humble,met him once.
What is cause of this laziness madam? huh? Get your cute butt to write!
Lol@ your mom calling the telemarketers.
nice pics mami , show ur pretty oyinbo face now haba
Nice Post. LOL at ur mum calling them back to warn them. I hope its not those premium numbers she’s calling back oh!! (smile)
Omohemi: Yeah babe, I saw the video of kolomental; twas off the hook. I really enjoyed talkin 2 u today. Twas fun!
lol @ Benson being ur grandpa. LOL.
BHookey: What happened 2 ur blog? This gal, u don mad o!
Calabar Gal: My dear, I no know o! LOL. All I could do was laugh. I didn’t even bother telling her not to call them cause I knew she wouldn’t listen.
you know where and when will be at your best convenience…*wink*
I am not a fan of D Banj jare. Infact all of them sef.
Lol at ur mum calling them back o.
I HAVE BOTH CDS AND I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT FAZE DID NOT DO A GOOD JOB AT ALL IN HIS SECOND EFFORT.. HIS FIRST CD WAS GREAT. 2 FACE OUTDID HIM. 2 FACE’S CD WAS MORE COHERENT AND CREATIVE.
Dont tell me u have not washed my scent off ur sheets since the last time ..if u just want to smell me u just need to wear one of ma shirt now ..LOL
Be like say u really need that spanking o ..
take care
This is some random post, but hillarious anyway. Where on earth have you been? Hope you’re back to stay. So did Mr T bring Gala? And did he surprise you this time? LOL at all those search keywords. You wouldn’t wanna see mine too!
yo quick fast check my blog out ASAP
vera where u don dey. churub is throwing tantrum for me o. i dont know way i did to deserve such hissy fit.
anyway, has anyone seen ms zee?
Vera thank you for updating… I hope you are fully rested now. Maybe you are tired with all the previous wedding preparations…
Gosh its been a while, but glad you are still doing your own thing. Hows the writting coming along, because if it was only sleep you were using to while your time away I will be terribly dissapointed. LOL.
Hope your week has been good. Mine was drama. Maybe when I have time I will write about it.
Have a blessed week
Gone AWOL again veristo?
Vera, u should be ashamed of urself for real just updating ur blog n all, lol
I want to read part 10 o, so wot is up with that girl, ok pls am beggin u, get to it sharpish, lol
Have a nice weekend!
UnNaked: Stop writing dirty things on my page o! You know I’m a gud gal and do not know what da heck you’re talking about. But uhm… how soon can you spank me?
Temmy Tayo: Aww, you’re not a fan of 2Face too? But he’s my boo! Of course, he doesn’t mean 2 me what u mean 2 me.
Ijeoma: You don’t think Faze did a good job? I think he did a good job o; I have not heard his first CD though, so I will try and get my hands on that one, but I don’t think he did a bad job. They’re all talented.
NaijaBloke: LOL. Fine, u got me! Your scent is the reason why I have been doing what I have been doing. But now that you mentioned it, I will just go and wear one of your shirts. Can’t wait!! And yes oh, I really need that spanking.
Tayo: Mr. T is back and no, he did not bring me any gala. Can u believe him?! He didn’t surprise me either; he really came back on the day he said he would. *sad*. But I have updated since then now… abi? You should put ur search keywords up too.
Diary of a G: Uhm…okay
ChiefO: Don’t mind that Cherub child. Why she dey disturb you? Does she still want a picture of my butt? Which kin request be that one now? If she wants 2 date me, she should just say so… abi???
Simply Gorgeous: I believe I’m fully rested now. I’m gonna go take a shower and then do some mad writing…by the Grace of the Almighty God, Amen. Say ‘Amen’ for me too, please.
Life of A Stranger: I’m sorry to disappoint you oh, but na only sleep I dey sleep since. However, today is a new day, I believe, so I intend to write. People have been on my case 4 too long. Write about ur own drama abeg make we read.
Izz: LOL. I never go AWOL o. I’m right here. I’ll update on Wednesday (that’s my update day)
Biodun: LOL. You don kolo finish. I should be ashamed of myself ehn? Don’t make me mad o! I dey try now, ah ah!
wow…lol @ these weird search topics…
You are the SOLUTION…
I was glad Birkhead turned out to be the Baby daddy. dont know why but i just kinda got it soft for him. pls post the pics of the cookout.lol
i know… its such a shame that the baby would never see her mother or brother again. I also was happy when it was announced that that guy (i just forgot his name) is her father. And yeah, Tuface’s new album is the best. I have not heard any new song from faze’s album except Kolomental (which i luv), but so far, i like loads of songs from tuface’s album. I haven’t heard any new song from d’banj yet
I was also relieved after DNA Tests Revealed Birkhead was Smith’s Baby’s Father, Not coz I liked him better but coz atlast the matter was laid 2 rest!
Lovely Wkd
How can you be mad at your best friend eh? Whats your email addy sef so I can send you my number? Infact I will surprise you soon with a call.
@vera: what about tommorow night by the beach, under the watchful eyes of the stars… come with only ur birthday suit. *wink*
i am surprised u didnt really like dbanj’s album..Why me,loke,rundown r good tracks on that cd…With 2face i only like “see me so”
Jaycee: I’m the solution abi? LOL. I dunno how or why, but okay, I’ll try my best 2 resolve the issues…including the one who has been sniffing his/her aunt’s thong. Ewww!
Delilah: Yeah, I think a lot of people just like Birkhead better, for no real reason. I’m glad he turned out to be the father.
Chidi: Oh, you ought to get Faze’s album quick. He’s really good too. D’Banj is just there, like I said.
Klara: Yeah, I understand. Now, there is gonna be a custody battle for who will raise Dannielynn. Anna Nicole’s mom wants the baby, and of course, Larry wants his daughter. It’ll really be dumb 2 me if the baby is given 2 the grandma when the father is alive and well.
TaureanMinx: Ehen, na now you come now. E-mail addy is verastic@yahoo.com How can u not know my email addy ehn? All that online love we have been doin and u don’t know my email addy. Sometimes, I think you don’t know me, LOL
UnNaked: Tufia kwa! What r u tryna do 2 me? Abeg o; I’m a gud gal. See this boy oh! Stop tryna spoil me please. *HISS* *whispering so no one else can hear*… So uhm, wat time xactly should I be there?
Pink-Satin: I guess it’s different strokes 4 different folks. For 2Face, I not only like the beat/sound of the song, but also the lyrics, but 4 D’Banj, it’s just about the beat. And even @ that, it’s just 4 the Why Me song.
Oya Vera, Turn your bum this way let me spank you. lol. Missed you girl.
babes…i think 2face is a better singer oh…when he’s not been silly,his voice comes thru properly…while shifi sings thru his nose…but they both cool!
Verastic, mo ti miss e gan o. When you won’t update regularly. lol!
What do you mean you don’t like D’banj? Take that back now. lol! I’m crazy about him. Don’t dig Tuface despite his obvious talent.
Lazy lazy girl….lol
as usual, those things that bring people to your blog are funny.
How you dey?