Yes oh, my people. Biodun has played me! Yes, I’m talking about Biodun, the blogger. She played me like a deck of cards. She broke my heart into a tiny million pieces.
Let me knack you the full gist.
As you all know, Biodun recently went to Naija. When she came back, she told me she brought me some Eclairs candy, which you all know I could sell UnNaked for. She told me she only brought it for me; she made me feel like I was the one and only Eclairs receiver in her life. And I felt very special indeed. Little did I know I was not the only one. The other day, I found out she sent some to Azuka. Can you imagine this?! And to add insult to injury, Azuka got his before me. I was angry. I was hurt.
So now, you may wonder if I was mad enough to not eat the candy. Well, yes, I was! But due to the soft spot I have for Biodun, and the promise I made to her that I was going to eat it, I decided to keep my word and eat it. If not for those two reasons, I would have sent the candy back to the sender! Did I enjoy eating the candy? Yes, I did, but it was only because I was trying to remain positive. Besides, people begged me not to be mad. So if you know Azuka, then just warn him to stay away from anyone who has candy for me…especially Biodun! I will not share my Biodun o!
That being said, thank you for the candy, Biodun. You’re a darling. My friend, Busola said she did not want any of the candy in case Biodun might have put juju in it. My people, you do not know how happy I was when she said that. That was one less mouth to cause shortage in my éclairs. Now, if I could get her to feel the same way about asu (that peppery Yoruba goat meat). Once again, thank you Biodun. For this éclairs, I will love you 4eva and a day. And you better believe I will marry you.
Note to all: what éclairs has joined together, let no long throats put asunder.
********** JAMBO NIGHT********
On Saturday, I attended Jambo Night, hosted by the African Students Association at UMBC (University of Maryland, Baltimore County). I’m not much of a going out person; in fact, Uju calls me a house wife, albeit an unmarried one. Anyways, the event was a lot of fun! I would definitely endeavor to go out more often, although I’m not much of a party person sha…but I like dancing. But I digress…I went with my camera, as usual, and I tried to record a few clips, but my batteries kept dying. My favorite clip is the one below, and the first few seconds would tell you why. Mm mm mm. Don’t get me testifying in here abeg.
The show consisted of makossa dancing, a stage play, singing performances, and fashion shows. Don’t judge the female models too much please; they’re not professionals, they’re just amateurs, and I thought they did an okay job. And don’t judge my camera either. It was just a digital camera with d ability to record videos, not a camcorder. This is my favorite clip, and the first few seconds will tell you. There are seven clips in all that I recorded, and you can visit my youtube channel for more clips. www.youtube.com/verastic
If you listen well, you’ll hear me calling Uju’s name. And in return, she said, “he’ll f*ck your brains out; that’s for sure.”
********Uju’s Birthday***************
Today is Uju’s birthday. I’ll be over @ her house with Funmi & co. She’s not havin’ a party or anything; we’re just chillin’ with her. So happy birthday, Uju. I hope we have some cake. I’ll take my camera with me, so hopefully, we’ll take some pictures and possibly make a few silly clips.
************* Too Emotional? **********
What does it mean to be too emotional sef? Am I too emotional? I cry for movies, music, books, and commercials, but does that mean I’m too emotional? The other day, I was listening to Faze’s ‘Letter To My Brother’, and I cried. I don’t know why I cried really, but the song just touched me. Now, am I the only one who cried (and still cries) for the song? And I also cried for 2Face’s ‘I Dey Feel Like’. Something about the song moved me too. Am I the only one cried (and still cries) for the song? C’mon, I cannot be the only one.
***********Virginia Tech************
Yesterday, a 23 year old South Korean student at Virginia Tech went crazy and shot several people to death. Thirty-two died, while several got injured. I wept when I watched the news yesterday and heard the screams of the victims as they got shot. Now, several parents are mourning the loss of the children. I can only imagine their pain. I pray to never feel such pain in Jesus’ name, Amen. So, if it’s not too much trouble, please take a minute to pray that their souls rest in peace, Amen. And pray that God comforts the family of the victims. This world is something else!
******** Every Woman – Chapter 6 *************
So I finally finished Every Woman (6). You know where to find it abi? And don’t forget to read the little note at the bottom o! Thanks! www.veraezimora.blogspot.com
Good Night! I just called Uju to say happy birthday. I called her @ 12:00am on the dot. I always call everyone first. My record remains unbeaten. Go Vera!!
Bye….
See you next Wednesday. Oh, did I forget to mention that I have gone back 2 my Wednesday updates? Yes oh, it’s all thanks to Lala. She convinced me to be self disciplined, which I need to publish, you know. Thanks gal!!
Na wa for you oh, Vera.
So na tug-of-attention now? Okay, just wait and see. I might go a-wooing. Saw your IM yesterday – sorry, I was away. You needed me eh?
It’s sad about the Virginia shootings. May they rest in peace.
At last – an update for every woman! Going over there pronto.
Seems you’ve got lovely friend who adore you too. Please wish UJU – Happy Birthday from me too.
Its really horrible about the killings in Virginia. May God protect us all from the freaks on the streets and in different guises. (Is ‘guises’ a correct word?) LOL!!!
How come I’m 3rd?? 🙁
Anyway, I’m on my way to read chapter 6 o!! Fianlly…. thanks God.
Meanwhile Best Friends Episode 3 is also out!! 🙂
Hahahehehe, i can understand wats going on here. yu girls keep it up and Happy Birthday to ya friends.
Veralistic vera, can i have some Eclairs pls?
Now why would u b crying to 2Face’s “I dey feel like”…if anything i will cry to “true love” although i won’t ever cry to any song…*lie*. Bt anyway…yeah u’re too emotional.
Going to read C.6 now…have a fantabulous day!
Happy Birthday Uju, any friend of my best friend is my friend. Vera where is my email? I can’t find your addy. Are you going to come for the weekend next week for my owambe?
Azuka: Yes, I needed you. It’s unbelieveable, ehn? LOL. Anywayz, how u dey sha? No need fightin 4 attention; you won’t get it. You can ask Biodun…she’ll tell you I’m her number one.
Calabar Gal: Yes oh, at last an update. I have 2 go edit this post; today is Uju’s birthday, not tomorrow. But I’ll tell her you said Happy Birthday. My dear, I dunno if that is a word, but Amen sha; I’m sure God understands what u r tryna say…whether it’s tabon or not.
Moments: Aiight gal; I’ll go check it out…but first I gotta take a shower and wash yesterday off me.
Ugo Daniels: Thanks! I’ll tell her you said Happy Birthday
JJ: As much as I woulda liked to give you some eclairs, I don’t have any left. You know u cannot keep eclairs 4 long now (and I got it since Friday). Funmi was here on Monday and she ate the last of it.
TMINX: My one & only best friend, u know I would give anything 2 come, but I have nothing to give, lol. Don’t worry, next time, I’ll definitely be there. I’ll tell Uju u said happy birthday, and I will send u an email too. Or I’ll just leave a comment on ur blog wit my email addy
This girl u still dey? damn I miss ur crazy self..u got me laughing real hard here ooh….
Have a good day jare
Hey welcome back Vera and thank God you’ve updated on “Every Woman”. I’m off to read it now. Great to see a clip of the UMBC show. My sister goes to that uni and she was there, so you might have bumped into her.
It’s a sad shocking thing, about the campus shootings. It’s only God that can help us make sense of such mindless acts. I pray for the families and friends of the victims too.
Vera I don’t know which one to comment on. I was here sha.
May they rest in peace.
Vera I feel so special ooooooo, u blogged about me, lol…se the jazz has taken effect o, cos that is how it was planned o. Happy bday to Uju n I will check the clips out. As for the shooting, as the story unfolds its so disturbing n I am pray the injured survive by the grace of God.
Thanx 4 Every Woman’s Chapter 6.Took long.Couldn’t wait any longer..am off to it…!
i just read everywoman 6 fantastic as usual babe tho i was a lil sad where u said thats the last chapter ur post but i understand so i’ll try not to cry…nice one sweets
I read Every Woman since early yesterday!!! Well done!
Happy b’day Uju…
Really sad about the Virginia “massacre”.
I love the songs you’ve mentioned but no I don’t cry when I listen to them.
Yes,sometimes,I cry when I read or book or watch a film but not like you. It is okay to cry sha.
Happy birthday to Uju, hope she has a fun day.
Yay! Chapter 6,thank God,off to read,erm when will chap.7 be out? lol.
It was a sad thing that happened in Virginia,something should be done about gun law in America and also the rate of depression. I watched Oprah, a few days ago and a man killed his twin daughters because he was depressed? I don’t get. I am sorry.
Have a good week. send me cake o!
Every woman yesterday was definitely worth the wait. I even had to call you sef on top the matter :-). Eventually left a comment on the post. Anyways like aI said keep me posted when the book is published.
Happy Birthday Uju or is it belated bday now??
Meanwhile, grand finale of Best Friends is also out so you got a lot to read :-))
Well written dear..I hope ur friend had alovely one!
That Campus shootin was sad got me thinkin what’s da world comin to! May their souls R.I.P
NaijaDude: Hi baby!! I miss you too! Really, I do. How u dey?
Favored Gal: Your sister goes there? Why didn’t you tell me? I woulda snatched someone’s microphone and given Favored Gal’s sister a shout out. LOL. How r u anyways?
Idemili: LOL. I feel your pain jare. A lotta times, I read a blog and I just dunno wat 2 say, lol.
Biodun: Ah! So Busola was right ehn? Well, you know what? I don’t care if you jazzed it o! I have eaten it. Juju no dey cross border jo. Any juju you brought from Naija was activated @ the border.
Jaybabe: Hope you enjoy it!
Fibally someone convince u to go out …
Nice to know u r doing aiight sha . dont worry u will go out when next I come down to Baltimore ..LOL
heart goes out to everyone connected to the virginia tech victims…off to read every woman 6 now…u took long enuff anyway…luv ur voice oh..(no stalkerish ish…heard you in the clip) !!!!
VERAAAAAA DARLINGGGGGGG…
Favorite blogger, how na? Lollll…common will u stop dilly-dallying btw weds or non-weds postsss??? Lolll, just trying to sound like ur stern self. Muah, missed ya! Been having exams so I’ve been MIA…I’m gonna update myself on ur book as soon as I’m done on may 19th….woohoo!!!!
Hmmm, the video…lemme watch it…
Amen to your prayers for the Virginia Tech victims.
How you dey? Hope you ain’t causing trouble anywhere…..lol
Going to save your Everywoman ch 6 on my desktop and read it later….meanwhile I’m yet to read chapter 5 🙂
Take care!
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You see, u need to be disciplined o. I need u to be consistent on blogger.lol
Hey girl, thanks for the shout out! Still waiting on my autographed copy of your book. Good luck!
love ur blog
Typically the kind of show you'd be hooting at!!!!You!!!!