No, seriously, what is it with you people and breasts? What is the obsession with women’s breasts? You want to see, touch, and suck as many as you can. And why is this? How does it make you feel when you see these inflated body parts? For all we know, breasts are just extra lungs for women, to hold extra air … for those times we may need to let off extra air from being extra pissed off.
So what is it with you and breasts?? Tell me. I need to know, so I can use mine more effectively.
P.S. Sheyla Hershey is not my inspiration for typing this post; her breasts just seemed to fit this post.
P.P.S. No, I have no idea where/how you may contact her.
Tochukwu says
Vera,how you wey get boobies come dey ask of them effects on us men. Ok,na validation you want abi?
We are naturally drawn to them; the juicier,the better.
Check them things out when they battle for space in their bid to form cleavage.
The having to pleasure them part? Hmmm. Do not go there!
See how the thought of boobies got me babbling. I can’t even understand half of what I wrote here. And here you wonder why men are never weaned all through their sojourn on earth. Ok na.
Adabeke says
I can’t stop laughing @ “battle for space in their bid to form cleavage.” Hilarious….guys do have some imaginations.
Vera Ezimora says
Adabeke, don’t mind Tochukwu. The things that men think of when it comes to breasts ehn? Lol.
Vera Ezimora says
Loooooooooool! Tochukwu, na so the thing dey do you? Well, I had to ask sha, cause I own two breast and I don’t see the fascination. They’re just another part of my body. I’m just always amazed when I hear men talking about breasts with such passion. I’ll probably never understand it. But your love for them is very entertaining. Lol.
Quaggar says
Verastic… one good use you can put them to is as floaters in the pool. The bigger the better. That way even in a shipwreck, you are guaranteed not to sink 🙂
Vera Ezimora says
Come closer and tell me that and see if I won’t boob-slap you. Lol. Floaters indeed. You’re insulting out boobies! Tehehehe.
Azuka says
We don’t have them.
Vera Ezimora says
… For which we (women) are thankful. Lol.
Jadore-Fashion says
Lol! Ok no comment! Lmao at Tochukwu’s confusion!
Vera Ezimora says
Tochukwu might need an intervention, if care isn’t taken.
Lulufa Vongtau says
Its a primal thing, i think, a ying yang relationship, wired in our subconscious. just as women are drawn to a handsome face and six packs (and fat bank account), men are drawn to hips and boobies. The old neanderthal argument about having more robust offspring to further the species.Me,? I think why men are drawn to them, is that they are the first indication (correctly or otherwise) of how good the owner is in bed.
Vera Ezimora says
What?! Lulufa, I know of hips being interpreted to being fertile (child beating hips), but I have never heard about hips and/or breasts being an indication of how good the person is in bed. Interesting!
pamilerin4me says
boob slap? that sounds like fun. i’ll submit myself to such punishment any day!
Vera Ezimora says
Look at your mouth. That’s the only thing you came to comment on abi? Lol.
abe says
What a good topic you chose. First of all not all men are into boobs (it becomes of less concern during the heat of action anyways). Ask an African Man and he’ll tell you is the back. But for a boobs-man, it’s the fact that it accentuates a woman’s beauty (u can testify to this yourself). Or is it the way you are awed when you see boobs of perfect size and curvature, topped with a large areola and thick nipples? Mehn breast is art and men appreciate a good one.
So in whatever form it comes (although my preference is a big one that hangs nicely), men’s love for boobs is an appreciation to the almighty that created them.
Vera Ezimora says
Abe, so you have sha found a way to give Baba God the credit for this, hahaha. Well-played. But I can definitely agree that it does accentuate beauty. Lord knows I love mine 😀
Random person says
What?! Mime only get in the way!
Vera Ezimora says
Lol. Totally understandable!
'Meke says
“It is a sign of good manners to appreciate the ‘hand’ that fed you”
Vera Ezimora says
Looool! Of course it is. Why didn’t I think of that? Lol.