Tittooing: Tattooing Your Tits

As if women don’t have enough problems already. Maybe you have heard about tittooing, but this is a first for me. The whole point of tittooing your nipples is to darken your areolae (the dark area around the nipples). This is something that has been happening for a long time and has been considered a medical surgery. Usually, areolae tattooing happens after some kind of breast surgery like an uplift, a mastectomy, or a breast reduction, which may cause scarring on the areolae (or even completely get rid of them and/or the nipples).

The problem now is that women are using it as a cosmetic surgery. Women – especially in the UK – are darkening their areolae to make them darker because they feel like they’re too pale or too pink. Uhm … what???

I don’t know why we continue to do this to ourselves. I mean, why are we (women) constantly trying to  change ourselves somehow. Bigger breasts, smaller breasts, fuller lips, flatter tummy, narrower nose, lighter skin, thinner body, bigger butts, and now, darker areolae. Who even comes up with these things?

I have some questions for women who tattoo their areolae:

1. Does the tattoo make your breasts look better?

2.  Does it make your nipples more succulent?

3.  Does it make your nipples sweeter?

4.  Will the baby have more milk?

5.  Will your man have an easier time finding your nipples?

6.  Does it make your breasts more squeezable?

7.  Can your new areolae act as an asset in case of armed robbers?

8.  Can they help you get a man or keep him?

That said, I went back and looked at pictures again, and I read the post on The Frisky again, and I came to one conclusion: this is a white woman’s problem. Black women don’t have pale or pink areolae.  If this was about lightening the areolar, then maybe then I’ll know it’s a black woman’s problem. Speaking of areolae, I just looked at mine. They’re definitely light brown, like a milky way candy complexion.

Okay, then. Carry on, white women.

P.S. I really wonder if there is a tittooing for black women to lighten their nipples?

Source: The Frisky