This is what is currently giving me sleepless nights. I receive occasional emails from GroupOn about their goods, but I have never bought anything. However, most times when they send an email, I do open it and go down the list of deals and shop some of them in my head. Apart from the regular products that always show up like yoga pants and shoes, GroupOn also always has at least one vibrator. As a matter of fact, I don’t think it’s ever just one. Most times, it’s more than one. I have never understood why there are always vibrators.
I should mention at this point that I have never bought, owned, or even touched a vibrator. Well, maybe I’ve touched it at the naughty store, I don’t remember. But for sure, I have never owned one. It’s not that I’m too much of a good girl to own one, but abeg, person go first chop belle full abi? I have just never bought it. It was years ago (via The Verastic Show) that I found out that there’s such a thing as a Rabbit Vibrator. I might have been the last one on earth to find out.
Back to GroupOn, so I decided to go on there and type Vibrator and see what pops up. My oh my! There are so many of them! Again, why are there so many on GroupOn? Are vibrators that expensive that people need deals on them? Or do people buy them so much that deals are needed on them? And why are there so many shapes and kinds? What do they all do? Walahi, if I did not know that I was looking like at a vibrator, I would have never known what it was. I took a screen shot of a few them, but I couldn’t do all. The first page alone had 49 products, and there were 10 pages.
Below are some of my “favorites”
The right one looks like a mouse
The thing on the right looks like a kid’s toy
No idea what’s going on here
The ones on the right look like rockets
The left is explanatory, but the right ones look like cans of deodorant
The left looks like a pregnancy pee stick
The right looks like a super hero mask
The right looks like winter ear muffs
The left looks like swimming floaters
And some of them are so cheap! Interesting.
P.S. I know not all of them are actually vibrators. Some are just sex toys, but they’re all bewildering to me. I don’t understand where you put them — or how they even fit there.
Chei Vera!! LOL!!
I must protest! I have not received any emails with Vibrator deals from Groupon. Have they been playing favouritism with you and sidelining me? This calls for a protest march!! Who is going to join me?
P.S: Did you make a call for any of your ‘favourites’?
HAHAHAHA. I’ve never received any such emails from Groupon (subscribed when I still lived in Atlanta).
Is there something you need to tell us, that will help us understand why YOU are getting these emails?