You know what they say: once you pop, you can't stop (all pun intended). Well, I have been popped, and now, I can't stop....Wait lemme xplain, biko. As you all know, I love God's creations. I mean, isn't he seriously the best artist out there? ... Which is why I had 2 marry Bloke. We have been happily married, of course, but I recently realized polygamy isn't so bad... if I am the one wife with plenty husbands. So after I acquired Bloke, I put my plan in motion 2 "acquire" Boorish Male. Well, Read More
Ahem…!
It has come to my attention that there is some serious hanky panky going on....right under my nose oh!What is this I hear about Boorish Male & Taurean Minx?? It's 12:39AM here, and I am blogging, so y'll better take me seriously oh. If you love TMinx, you better warn her...for her own sake oh, that when I blink and open my eyes, she better not be eating akara and akamu with Boorish Male. Ah ah, wetin sef?!This Blogville has just become a different neighbourhood. What is up with people Read More
Blogging – The New Ebe Ano
If you have not heard, then hear it now: blogging is the new ebe ano. It is where we are o! For all those looking for a life partner, forget about what your mother, Aunty Buki, Uncle Paul, and Cousin Ngozi told you. Back in the day, you may have found your life partner in Church, at a wedding, or wherever else you have been directed to, but today, it is on the internet. No, no, not just any site on the internet, but in the world of blogging. Read More
LOL
In case you have not figured it out, I cannot come up with a better title for this post, so here goes. I have a buncha things 2 talk about...and none of them would bring about world peace.ONE DOWN, PLENTY MORE TO GOThese birthday gifts of mine are taking their sweet time coming to me. Busola gave me this pair of green shoes for my birthday. Perfecto! They're size 10 even though I wear 9. There was no size nine, and I refused to let a size come between me and this beauty. I'll stuff it with Read More
Introducing…Little Vera!!!
This is what I used to look like. If it helps you put a face on me, I still kinda look the same...except much bigger, of course. A lotta people say I look the same, so who knows, with this you might be able to reccognize me....not that I'm really hiding my face.Both pictures were taken in Russia. Did you notice my hot, convertible green ride? I was ridin' dirty o! I was a baaaad chic. I shoulda taken the picture with my sunglasses, so that you could see just how hott I was. Boys used to die for Read More
