This is what I used to look like. If it helps you put a face on me, I still kinda look the same…except much bigger, of course. A lotta people say I look the same, so who knows, with this you might be able to reccognize me….not that I’m really hiding my face.
Both pictures were taken in Russia. Did you notice my hot, convertible green ride? I was ridin’ dirty o! I was a baaaad chic. I shoulda taken the picture with my sunglasses, so that you could see just how hott I was. Boys used to die for me ooooo….. I think.
My family said I still take pictures the same way…with my head bent to one side. Mmmm. I guess old habits really do die hard, huh? I still remember those clothes I was wearing. Now, I doubt if my thigh will go through them, lol. When you’re a child, life is just perfect. Our house in Russia was small, but I never even knew. I’m pretty sure I felt like I was the richest chic around…but apparently not.
If you look at that picture of me on my car, you can see the bed by the right. Both my parents were students (in med school). I still don’t know if I was a planned baby….or one of those oops-I-didn’t-pull-out-on-time babies. But I still maintain that I am not/was not the result of a broken condom!
I’ve been promising to finish Every Woman (4), and @ last I am done. Thank God! I was supposed to write about Nia, but I was having writer’s block, so I wrote about Offiong instead. Now that I’m done with Offiong, I think I know what to write about Nia, so stay tuned.
As usual, feedback is imperative, please. Tell me what you think, and give me some constructive criticism, so I can make it better next time. Leave comments or email me; I’ll respond to all comments and/or emails. You can call too, but I do not guarantee to be available to talk. However, if you leave a call-back number, I will return your call. With that said, I have not forgotten that I owe Nilla, Azuka, and NaijaDude a call back. Pardon my procastination, please. It’s in my blood. Ezimoras are famous for procastination.
Click HERE to read Every Woman – Chapter 4.
Thanks Y’ll
p.s. I gotta go cook something special for Bloke. Tomorrow is his birthday. Happy Birthday in advance, dear. Let’s not light all the candles this year, please. We wouldn’t want the fire department in our house again, would we? LOL.
AWWW!!! I love the first picture!
If Vera was this cute when she was little. Ahem, I’m not going there…
You’ll always be the ugly lady with the green eye to me!
Babe!! U are actually very PRETTY! Not that I was expecting to see a green eyed monster – mind you. I’m loving you even more now!! Mwwwwaaaaahhhh!!!!!!
Waoh! you’ve not changed much! the face is still almost the same (I saw your pix 2day. I’m sure you know where). The first pix looks more like 2day’s verastic. So green as always been your thing ehn?
I’m sure you’re not one one the ‘oops I didnt pull out on time’ babies. Yeye Girl. Ya mama had better not hear about this ya speculation. (smile)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU – VERA’S BLOKE!! Wishing you many, many happy returns!!!
LondonBuki: Thanks girl! Wait, what do you mean – u don’t like the second one? Oya apologize!
Azuka: Mad boy! Accept the fact that you have already gone there with me. There ain’t no turning back now. LOL
Calabar Gal: LOL. Errr, I’m blushing here. Stop making me blush, please. Hehehehe. I love u too!
Guy Horny: You saw my pic? LOL. I don’t like that pic, by the way. Don’t remember which one it is, but I know I don’t like it, lol. My dear, I didn’t make my eye green oh; twas the stupid cell phone, but I guess I’ll never hear the end of that abi? LOL
Calabar Gal: LOL. Well, one this if for sure: I will NEVER ask my father is he planned on having me or if he just didn’t pull out on time. Ewwww
Wow! Vera, u were such a pretty lil’ gal. I like the first pix better, with ur chubby cheeks that look so “pullable.” So ur mum is a doctor too? For real, what happened to u over the years (lol)? These pixs are just so nice, u were such an adorable lil’ one.
Get ur mind outta the gutter. Silly gal u are, i just read what u wrote about being “unplanned” Let ur mumsy or popsy see this.
U were tooooo cute!
U r such a silly girl – ‘didnt pull out in time’ LMAO!!!!!
Anyways, u look pretty much the same!
Next step will be putting up some recent pics of urself!
OMG u were such a cutie. Wow, so you are a Ruskie? Nice… am officially adopting you as a comrade-sister. Dont tell me you don’t understand what that means… i’ll be disappointed 😉
I see you had fun on your birthday. Good for you.
Absolutely cute and cheerful!!!
I’m yet to read any of your novel chapters (Blame it on all the bloggers with long posts….lol).
I’ll read it with time.
LOL @ you Bloke and fire department….
Lollll Vera….u were a cute babyyy…I won’t be surprised if all the 5 yr-olds were dying to ask for ur hand in marriage.
Can u imagine, I still need to finish ur book…I started o….but…(I love reading stuff like that, so I know I’ll read it…maybe after my exam)…
Keep writing dear…
Aww..you were such a cutie when you were young..
I was thinking of making a baby post as well.. see we think alike, but thats a post for another day..
I’ll stop by and read your Every Woman.. Ive not even read Part 1, so I have to start from the beginning.. Will do that. So I owe you two things now: A call and to read your writings.:)
hmmm…when i saw the pic i was like “she tilts her head like me”…cute pic
“When you’re a child, life is just perfect. Our house in Russia was small, but I never even knew. I’m pretty sure I felt like I was the richest chic around…but apparently not.”
Maybe I’m just emotional right now, but when I read the sentences above, I almost cried. There’s so much truth in it.
Here’s to wonderful parents who made us feel like we had the world when in reality, their budgets were somewhat tight.
…anyhoo…you’re one hot babe!
*Gasp* That is too, too cute…lovely smile. My gosh you had to have broken a lotta hearts no doubt.
Cherub: You don kolo finish! What do you mean by, what happened 2 me over the years? Mind ya sef o… ah ah! I am still very cute.
Bella Naija: Thanks babe! Alright, I’ll try and put up a recent picture of myself. Probably won’t be any time soon, but I will get to it.
Mari: Comrade sister? You too? LOL. I ought to have a talk with Vladimir Putin. He needs 2 upgrade 2 democracy…I hear it’s da bomb!
Nilla: You haven’t read Every Woman? Oh gosh! I don dey mad oh. In fact, lemme go and cool down because right now, my blood is boiling!
Jaycee: LOL. I’m pretty sure they were knocking my door down to ask me out. In fact, so many five year old boys worked their asses off to pay for my bride price.
Lee: Don’t make me hurt you! You haven;t read my Every Woman either? Oh, you’re in soooo much trouble, you have no idea. Hurry up and do your baby post; I’m sure you look adorable
Diamond: Thanks girl! See, another thing we have in common (in addition to being afraid of committing 100%, lol)
Ceecy: Awwwww. You know what, you have just inspired me to do a whole write-up about my parents. They’re really something special, aren’t they? They’re the best!
JJ: LOL. Broken a lotta hearts, huh? LOL. What little hearts they musta been! Thanks babe.
No vex now 🙁
I insist it’s other bloggers fault ….lol
I promise I’ll start reading it this weekend….
I’m off to bed now…..
Babe u were a beautiful/cute child if I must say so. See how innocent and lovely u were looking ur “green” ride.Hope u didn’t cause ant area fight back in Russia oh.Now I can see why there is bloggers lovers’ fight over u with all blog boyfriends!!!(my folks were also medical students in Russia wen they had me too )
heya.. so this was how sweet and nice and charming you were before the green which enabled you to steal away my precious gem Naijabloke… my diamond boy, my sapphire man… in fact this is just too painful for me sha… i’m going off to read chapter 4 but let me warn you… my heart is heavy… I mean if Bloke had cheated on me with an ugly, unfashionable, boring girl.. at least I would’ve known how to go about the whole thing… but in this case.. I find myself lost for words…
Saying that you were so cute as a baby is an understatement. And of cos it will make ur big head swell. Lol at not being a product of a broken condom. Lovely fotos jare.
I am getting jealoux of this love between u and Bloke o. Ehen, make u watch out.
Nilla: Excuses, excuses, excuses! I’ll have you arrested o! And you’ll be sentenced to reading all 4 chapters of Every Woman
Angie: You were born there too? Wow! It will not be a surprise to me if your parents know mine. It’s such a small world, you know? One time, some guy sent me an email asking if my dad was my dad. Small world! lol @ my blogger boyfriends. Well, my Bloky Bloke does love me :))
Overwhelmed: LOL. You’re funny. Don’t worry baby, if you’re nice to me, I might let you have him for a while….while I go hunting for new men (sshhhh, don’t tell him). This “green eye” will never leave me, huh? Na so everyone go dey call me, Miss Green Eye. Oh well. Miss Green Eye is about to marry all the male bloggers!
Temmy Tayo: Don’t worry, Temmy. If you’re nice enough, maybe you might find the kinda love I share with Bloke, lol. You like my fotos ehn?
Temmy, are you coming on to me?
Thx baby for the birthday wishes and don’t worry abt candles,we will use touchlights to make the moonlight effect and baby the whip cream u talked abt is making me giddy now …O gigbigbi ..am feigning sickness to be able to go home now sef .. need to do some push ups before u get home …LOL
I knew my baby was a fine chic when she was small ..
Green eyed one, you wan marry all male bloggers ke! You fit? Anyway I will be the deputy chief husband considering Bloke has already claimed the chief husband position.
I shouldn’t have trouble aging the face a little and putting it on a lady with a body to die for. Can I say, ‘Yummy!’
finally!! you have written chapter 4. will read it immediately. And dont let ur head swell, you are not such a pretty baby, ..ok maybe you are! LOL
Damn! Gal you were cute! when you were younger. So I guess you are finer now,forget the haters!
Halleluyah! Chapter 4 is complete,I am reading it now!
Please post some cake and good food to me from your bloke’s b.day party.
Bloke: LOL. Oya hurry up and do the push ups, my love. i’ll be back in a jiffy. Just set the mood right 4 us…u know how we like it abi?
Guy Horny: You will have to submit an official application and resume oh. The resume will include how many people u have done the deed with (if u can count them all), all the positions you can do it in, your favorite position, your best technique, your best and worst time, the length of the errr….anyways, when you see the application, you’ll know what 2 answer.
The Professor: As long as the face is aged…lol. I hope you’ve updated your blog…well, I’m gonna go check it out right now.
ConfusedNaijaGirl: You sef, you know I am! You know you like me….even if you try to hide it. LOL
Omohemi Benson: LOL. I will try 2 write the 5th chapter as soon as possible. I’ll send you some food too… of course.
ur must have been the cutest baby ever(well after me) but ur sure were a cutie.
lol..i also feel like a broken condom baby…my folks had to wait five years after my two brothers to have me..seems unplanned…but i try not to think about it too much.
awwww u were so kewt and i like ur blog, read from the beginning and all, not my fault, its cold outside and ive been indoors, i see u have a thing for ondo gurls , im ondo so……keep writing, well done!
but yea i forgot, i dont like erm the tone u used when u said u went with ur mom for a graduation party and the person was gettin a degree in pol science, well i was pol sci major and i am seriously offended, lol
vera, you were THE cutest baby! i don’t even have anything sarcastic to say! adorable!
oooh, and thanks for finally giving us another chapter of every woman. not trying to sound ungrateful or anything, but wasn’t it you who said you’d post 4 and 5 together? what’s up with that?
now i shall step over there for a quick read!
ExSchoolNerd: LOL. What makes you think you’re cuter? Well, if that is what you wanna believe sha. LOL. I certainly don’t want my father going in2 details about how he got my mama pregnant. It might start with something like, “Well, we were drinking…”
BHookey84: I went back to read that post. My dear, I didn’t mean it like that o! I was just tryna say what major she girl graduated with. I considered Political Science @ some point, so don’t worry, I have absolutely nothing against it. I don’t know if I have a thing 4 Ondo girls, or if they have a thing 4 me, lol. I keep running and they keep chasing me, lol. Hey, how did you know they’re from Ondo? Oya spill!
ChainReader: You like my pix, huh? I’ve always known that deep down in your heart, you love me. You may not wanna admit it, but it’s the truth. Did I really say I’ll post 4 and 5 together? Wow. I don’t even remember. Anyways, I’m working on 5, and I am almost done, but not quite. Hurry up and tell me what u think about chapter 4.
awww!!! you were as cute as a button…
that green convertible is IT!!!if only u’ve still got it,u culd put it ebay seeing as it’s “vintage”…nd u culd pay me a % for…telln nu this!