In case you have not figured it out, I cannot come up with a better title for this post, so here goes. I have a buncha things 2 talk about…and none of them would bring about world peace.
ONE DOWN, PLENTY MORE TO GO
These birthday gifts of mine are taking their sweet time coming to me. Busola gave me this pair of green shoes for my birthday. Perfecto! They’re size 10 even though I wear 9. There was no size nine, and I refused to let a size come between me and this beauty. I’ll stuff it with tissue if I have to! 
This second picture is my mom’s feet in the shoes. She actually wears a size 8. I went under the dinning table and put her feet in them, then I took a picture. I doubt if she knows I took a picture…although it flashed. What I do know is that she definitely doesn’t know what I’m doing with the picture….hehehehe. I eagerly await the rest of my gifts; I dunno why they’re taking there sweet time coming. This should be illegal!
Overwhelmed, my nwunye di and stylish sista, what say you about these shoes?
Two days ago, I was washing dishes @ about 3am (don’t ask why I was washing dishes @ 3am), and guess who I was thinking about? Yeap, Lindiwe! But I couldn’t remember where I had heard the name from, or who the name belonged to. I just kept thinking of Lindiwe. Who the hell was Lindiwe?? At a point, I thought I mighta seen her in a movie or read about her in a novel. Finally, I got it! She was/is the girl Guy Horny has been writing about. Crap! He (Guy Horny) has invaded my privacy (AKA my mind). Why else would I be thinking about Lindiwe??? My people, do you think I can build a solid case against Guy Horny and sue him 2 court?
Lee called me yesterday, but unfortunately, I was not available. I just heard the message right now, where she was seriously begging me not to put her message on my blog. LOL. I wasn’t gonna do that! Nawa 4 all you chickens sef. So because I put Busola’s voice one time, una no go gree pesin rest again ehn? LOL. Anyways, don’t worry, your voice is safe with me. However, you did not leave a call-back number, so how we go do am?
Funny thing is, you’re not the first person to make this request. And I doubt you’ll be the last too. You guys are just toooooo funny. LOL
I called Azuka back yesterday, and this time we talked for more than a minute! Abeg my blogging siblings, we need to do something about this Azuka’s shyness o! He doesn’t even like talking 2 girls…although he did relish the sound of my voice, lol.
Here’s what I propose we do: we kidnap him and lock him up in a tight place with countless girls. They have to torture him until he talks to all of them. The best way to overcome a fear is to face it. Oh, and since Azuka does not like big breasted and big yanshed chics, make sure that the ones we lock him up with are HEAVILY ENDOWED… I mean, Front, Back, and Side. *I don’t know what the side is, but make sure they have it!*
She left me a comment the other day saying that next year, bloggers would throw me a party in Blogville. Now, I really KNOW she is confused. LOL. I have been tryna understand/comprehend a party in Blogville. What’s gonna happen? We’re gonna be leaving comments simultaneously? Odikwa risky o! But I eagerly await said party anyways. More like an e-party, but I dey wait sha. Lemme start compiling all the gifts I want for 2008. And no, I do NOT want e-gifts!
On my birthday, she said this prayer for me (and I quote): “that goodness and mercy make pursue and overtake you and that men and women that you know not of, fall over themselves to do you good!!!” Now guess what prayer she said for Bloke on his birthday? Yeap, the same one!
Calabar gal, how could you?! That was supposed to me mine, mine, mine!!! How could you give it away? I know Bloke is my husband et al, but that’s my prayer!!! *sobs… sobs*. I will never forgive you for this indecency o! Why couldn’t you say him another prayer? Now, half of the people that woulda been falling over themselves to do me good would go to Bloke. How could you?!
Alright, I think I have said all I came here to say today. Although I do kinda feel like I left something out. Oh well.
By the way, thanks for all the comments, emails, and phone calls concerning Every Woman (4). Thanks!!!
*KISSES*
girl i saw those red shows of yours at Macy’s the other day…I was like these are Vera’s shoes…they’re quite lovely…and in my favorite color too…
Vera, I’ll get out my cane and redden your bottom if you’re not careful. Who said I relished your voice?
wow, those are someeeeeeeeeeeeeee really green shoes and yea u mentioned they were ondo in one of ur writeups frm ur other blog
Diamond: You’re not a good person o. So you saw the shoes and you just said ‘these are Vera’s shoes’ and walked right by?! Is that what I said you should do? I said you should get them 4 me…not look @ them and recognize them
Azuka: Good luck reddening my bottom. lemme know when you’re done. You don’t have 2 tell me you relished my voice. I know that already.
BHookey84: Oh yea I did mention they were/are from Ondo, didn’t I? I forgot. So you like my shoes?
Biko! What am I doing in your mind! Abeb let me out now now! LOL
ohh those are some lovely shiny green shoes, just the right stuff to accessorize your green eyes in your avatar.
So Azuka is shy? What a suprise! I guess we are learning new things about him every month ๐
OMG! Vera! You know as I was writing that comment on Naija Bloke’s page, I thought you would have something to say (as usual) but didnt think you’d say it on ur own page. Naija Bloke no be ur man again? Make I no pray for am again? See this gal oh! Ur mouth too dey sharp for this 2007. Me Cheap? Yeye dey worry you.
U guys should stop harassing Azuka abeg leave am for me. Why will u lock him up with countless babes? U wan give am heaart attack?
Ur mum’s feet are lovely and the shoes sure do look good on her but those shoes are BOLD!! Green!! *SIGH* Some colours are just better admired on other people’s feet.
Eh hen? So u were thinking of lindiwe at 3am. Haba? Or is it guy horney u were thinking of @ 3am? U wanted him to wear ur ** for u too the same way he did lindiwe’s? LOL!!! Now I know I have given u the missiles to finish crucifying me. (smile)
Those shoes are lovely…
SO YOU STILL SCREAMED UPDATE ON MY BLOG AFTER MY WARNING!!!
Oya, here’s your update:
We had about 5″ of snow yesterday….but its not that cold since it hasn’t started melting yet.
Church was fun today…
I’m still reading and loving purple hibiscus.
I think I should stop now, unless you still want some more update ๐
Have a wonderful week!
Wow! I don’t have ‘coloured’ shoes oh… Maybe black, brown, oh and light pink that I bought for my pal’s wedding and gold. When I have stocked up on enough shoes, I’ll start buying all these coloured shoes oh!
You were thinking about Guy Horny jare! Stop using Lindiwe as a cover up! Just tell him, I am sure NB won’t mind sharing you. You are woman enough for as many men as you want! LOL!!!
I will email you in my own time, my friend!… Next time when you see a SPECIAL LONDON number callng you, you will DROP EVERYTHING and answer the call! LOL!
Vera.. those are nice shooes..but Im really reconsidering heels.. Anytime I wear them straight in a week. I always have to get a foot massage or else I’m dead.
LMAO!! Haba see how you put me on spot like that:p.. I’ll call you again sometime.. no worries.:-)
Regarding Azuka!!!! heheheheheh Im now on Level 2 with him. Level 1 has been accomplished and your proposal would just be too goood.. Chei.. Can’t wait!!!
and Azuka.. U need to shut up about reddening people’s bottom.. see why I call you yansh boy..
long comment phew!!
This chick, you are too funny.
Those shoes are GREEN o, but they are definitely very cute. I’ve been wanting a pair of green pumps sef.
Nigerian style:- Is Azuka A gay?? Is he a Homosexualist??
Why im no like babes with big bobby and big nyash???
Oh my gosh.. the shoes are on fire oh!!!I swear I’ve been looking for sexy green shoes for the past 2 years.. and the only pair that I found was not my size. I almost threatened mayhem oh… I would hurt you for those shoes if i was anywhere around oh!!! See me I love ‘coloured’ shoes as well as your traditional red white and black. I love me some yellow, green, blue… gold… just about anything… and these your shoes sha… in fact i’m having shoe envy!!!
lmao@calabargal’s copy and paste.. in fact I commend you calabargal for doing that…somebody has to let Vera know that she can’t be stealing my boyfriends away from me…
lol… vera baby anytime you need help in implementing the “Azuka plan”… count on me… I’ll drop every single thing i’m doing and jump on board… i can even find the big breasted big ikebe’d girl for him special(na ghana babe sha!). By the time he breathes in and out 24 times in the presence of the ikebe… he will be a changed man!!! lol… he will now start writing erotic computer programs… lmao
Guy Horny: Let yourself oh o. I kuku didn’t put you there; you chose to be there. You think I put your horny ass in my mind? Get out of my mind jo!
Mari: LOL. To accessorize my green eyes, huh? LOL. I guess I should be thankful 4 the compliment?
Calabar Gal: I want my prayer back! You betta go 2 Bloke and collect my prayer back o! As 4 my shoes, you ain’t getting them. No, I was not thinking about Guy Horny; I was thinking of Lindiwe. That’s my story and I’m sticking 2 it.
Nilla: Don’t tempt me oh! I have already told you what I want: UPDATE!!! Don’t waste my time, please. I don’t care about the weather or whatever else you told me. Don’t play with me, Nilla.
Buki: Thank you ehn. I am woman enough for as many men as I want abi? Well, that’s true sha. I’ll wound you oh, Buki. I see you have regained your health, so you can now run your mouth abi? Who told you I was thinking about Guy Horny? Mind urself o!
Lee: Every time I wear heels, I promise myself not to wear another one, but who am I kidding? I love heels! Thanks 4 being with me on denaturing Azuka. We will plan it later.
Ineka: Well, me I’m not sharing my shoes o! Azuka is definitely not gay. Just wayyyyy too shy…or whatever it is that is doing him.
Overwhelmed: LOL you’re a nut case. Azuka would start writing erotic computer codes ke? LOLS That cannot be good! I’ll give you my shoes if you lemme have your boyfriend….for a week. Hehehehe.
LOL
How will be a surprise parry if we tell you how we will do it??!!
dont worry when u get ur surprise it will be a REAL SURPRISE
and abeg send those shoes to me now. me too i want fine shoe!!
awesome shoes, I see you in black skinny jeans (yes I love those even if I am a US 8), white shirt, black off the shoulder top on the shirt, green pearl necklace (3 or 4), your shoes and a small green purse oh and black hoops (earrings)
wow that green is different!!! I see myself rocking it with some trads.
I just got into colored shoes. You can help me.. em..world peace by sending me these shoes….They would fit beautifully (even though I am not a size 10)
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