It has come to my attention that there is some serious hanky panky going on….right under my nose oh!
What is this I hear about Boorish Male & Taurean Minx?? It’s 12:39AM here, and I am blogging, so y’ll better take me seriously oh. If you love TMinx, you better warn her…for her own sake oh, that when I blink and open my eyes, she better not be eating akara and akamu with Boorish Male. Ah ah, wetin sef?!
This Blogville has just become a different neighbourhood. What is up with people stealing other people’s errr ehm…. whatever!
TMinx: You need to report here and explain yourself with immediate effect because if I have to come down there myself, you will not like the result @ allll. Two of us will have to wear one pant, and I guarantee you will not like it. I have super-thigh power oh! If I put a block of cement between my thighs, I can crack it o! Ehen, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Boorish Male: You too… Mr. Romantic. What do you think you’re doing sef? Right under my small, fine, pointed nose, you’re saying you’ll give TMinx akara and akamu. Since when did that one start sef?? When was the last time you brought me kunu @ work ehn? When was the last time you bought me bread and fanta…ehn Mr Romantic?! Would it have killed you to stick one candle in the birthday moi moi you bought me? Oya, come & denounce TMinx before kata kata will burst here o.
Hmmm, I am boiling right now o! In fact, my blood is so hot, it has entered a different blood group. Right now, I am so angry, I can get a woman pregnant. No try me oh, TMinx! Because if you try me, na full blown belle you go wake up with tomorrow oh…and goodluck finding the ‘father’.
Nonsense!
Ehen, Bloke, my love, don’t mind them ehn. Let’s go back inside. Don’t mind these yeye people, you know Boorish Male has nothing on you. Let’s go back inside, so I can finish waxing your back. But baby, this hair sha…..even if you be grizzly bear sef… haba! On second thoughts, we could sell it, so that hairless people like Calabar Gal can have some human hair on their head…or wherever they want it.
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I’m off to bed.
I have often wondered if Vera could get any weirder…
I think my question has been answered!
LOL!!!
Babe!! so u woke up in the midnight wen pple r sleeping to blast the lastest love birds in blogville….lol.
u r soo funny.
u want to live a polyandry life with all the B’s on blogville?…lol. pls be generous and share..there is love in sharing EVERYTHING
I agree with Angie… please show some sisterly love and share with your ‘Girls’ in Blogville 😉
Buki: LOL. What’s your point – that I’m weirder than you originally thought? LOL. I’m on your blog waiting 4 you to update, and you’re here telling me to share my inheritance. Mind ur sef o!
Angie: I don’t care what kinda life I live oh…but no, I will not be sharing my errr…whatever he is. I REFUSE 2 SHARE!!!
This Vera is becoming something else. Those her green eyes are glomming in on all the Blogosphere guys and still she hasn’t been satisfied. Now she wants to throw sand in Tminx’s garri.
I suggest we put a chastity belt on her for the next few months. As for me, single I shall be.
Vera, I just filled an online application form for you on the ELITE SOCIETY FOR WEIRD CHICKS’ website. Good news, they’ll be sending you a fast-track certificate – dues paid by me.
You’ve got to be Naija blogville’s weirdiest, GREENEST babe.
Let the other blogger babes have some fun too naw! LOl
See life o, when you snatched Bloke from Teva, no one said anything!
Leave T mInx and Boorish Male alone.
Infact i am looking for a blog boyfi. Lol
Vera you are something else…..damn it, this girl and cyber-drama!
Yeah you called eh!…poor thing my phone was on the table vibrating while I dey take pictures, but I told OWNB you called sha, we go holla laterz when we have real number instead…LOL
Have a great week
Vera,
I beg of you, do not misunderstand my brief flirtation with Tminx. All I was doing was supplying her with data for her sociology thesis called: The Question of Romance Through the Eyes of An African Male.
Vera, you are only the cockroach in my cupboard, the kerosene in my lantern and the grass cutter in my hunter’s rifles’ sight. I promise to buy you that lovely pink gabardine halter neck top, and those lovely Hausa slippers that you have lusted after. The mere though of you sashaying down the bush path that leads to my mud hut in that top, your cycling shorts and those slippers sends me to the point of ecstasy.
Azuka: Single you shall be? Well, not if I have something 2 say about it. You will not be single; that is an order! You want 2 put a chastity belt on me ehn? Well, you’d have 2 catch me first!
Guy Horny: LOL. I don’t care what website you filled an application on. Wait, did you say they’ll be sending breakfast?? MM, my kinda place! The early birtd catches the worm jo; the other babes had time 2 go 4 what they want, but it was until I decided I wanted Bloke that all these small, small girls started popping up from all places. Don’t get too comfortable; you’re my next stop!
Temmy Tayo: Na who be Teva sef? She musta not been doing a good job with Bloke because e no hard for me to get him…and I didn’t even have 2 jazz him; it was all me, baby. Boorish Male is mine o! Did you hear the wonderful message he left me on my voicemail? Twice o! I just didnt bother talkin about the 2nd one because it was so personal *smile*. Yeah girl, go find you a boyfriend, but in your own interest, find one that I’m not interested in because if I am…well, you know the rest now.
NaijaDude: So you let my call go 2 voicemail because you were taking pix? Ah, this boy wan try me o! It’s all good sha; call me whenever you can. Or I might call you b4 you do…who knows?
Boorish Male: Hmmmmm, okay oh. You’re sure this was a BRIEF flirtation that was only about sociology? Alright then, baby. But you know you got my heart dancing around my chest. I was scared! Was I about 2 lose my UNboorish Male 2 TMinx? Never!!!
Babe i hav told u to share. U want to take all the hunky, blokes on blogville and leave wat for the rest of us girls…..their empty blogs??? for us to be wondering how come u took them all?….lol
hahahaha! vera abeg no kill me for here o. so it is boorish male u have ur hands on now. next it will be guy horny. i new u had skillz but maibe not this much skillz.
tminx do not be brothered about vera hollow tantrums they can make a fish swim faster neither can they make boorish male deny u in ur time of oppression.
oh! boorish male already said he was helping u with ur thesis. so it wasnt a direct flirt meaning he is with green eyed vera all the way.
Vera, i left u a luff msg on ur other blog. Anyways, u have ur eyes set on Boorish male noa? Biko, leave these guys now. Haba! Give some sistas in blogsville a chance, wetin na?
@Naijabloke: i wonder what u’re still doing with this Vera gal sef, seducing guys around blogsville. Nonsense gal.
Angie: What’s wrong with having their empty blogs? Sweetie, we can’t have it all, can we? You have the blogs, and I have the men. Hehehe.
Chief: LOL. You’re a smart boy! You figured out that Bloke…I mean Boorish Male is with me all the way. He has denied any special affiliation with TMinx
Cherub: Mind urself o! Wetin sef? Why are you jelousing me now? Did I stop any of you from findin your own men? You just want what I want abi? *HISS*
Laughing my pretty butt off!Beware the wrath of Vera o,all you man snatching ladies. She is brutal and according to her can crack a block of cement with her thighs…i wonder what kind of exercise you have to do to be able to do that. Wanna share?
Oga oh! all this blogsville drama don pass me. I thought it you and naija bloke?…now its boorish male? This one you’re threatning all their mistresses with your cement thighs take it easy with dis guys now! lol
JJ: With faith, you can move mountains. I dunno if my thighs are that strong, but I believe when needed, they will not disappoint me, lol. Yes, thank you for warning them to beware!
Tiwalde: Yes oh, my dear. I have a right to take as many men as I wish on Blogsville. It’s my God-given right; you better ask about me o! LOL
LOL
You’re just a character!!!
I need keep up with blogville gist… chai..but then again blogger no go let me loose my job lailai..hehehehe
Cheers.. I saw that ur update post..**rolls eyes** lol
I’m coming up with a post soon.:p
Of course he will tell you this Vera but of course but of course. You think he wants to tell you that he doesn’t want you anymore. Didn’t you hear Nicole and Avant’s song? He’s afriad cos he doesn’t know what you will do. Will you kill the second fish and flush him down the toilet? Will you use the cement legs to smash his head open. Who will not be scared of the green eyed girl . Abeg don’t delude yourself anymore Vera.
Hmm..Vera..Hmm
LOL… Now this is correct gist… carry on…
Vera you are really crazy. So you stay up at night to blast the latest blog-love-birds? Ah ah, take it easy o.
vera – Im not really sure what words to use, except that you must be a woman not to be messed with. A woman who will always get her man LOL. Really enjoying the blog thrist. I will continue to keep my tabs on this soap opera.
Will Tmix keep her man –
will vera take her man (she supposedely claims he is)
what will happen to her supposed relationship with Nija bloke..
turn in for the next episode of vera E triangular drama.
Have a blessed week.
LMAO!!!!!!!!1
Vera – this babe…I have no words!
Honestly I have NONE!
Please all u babes wrangling for men with Vera – just leave them for her.
See her fish’ suspicious demise hmmmm
a word is enough for the wise.
Anyways, Vera u will guestblog for me one of these days (in february) deal?
Nilla: I will take that as a compliment o! It better be…or else…!
Lee: Roll your eyes all you want oh, but I better see an update very soon… or else, you will definitely lose that your job.
TMinx: So you wanna tell yourself that there is nothing bw me and Boorish Male ehn? Okay o! Just wait & see, I will send you another round of pox if you’re not careful. In short, lemme go wake Boorish Male up. He’s being a naughty boy!
Uzo: LOL. What does that your comment mean? Whose side are you on, mine or theirs? Lemme remind you that my side is the winning side o..!
Unnaked Soul: You’re liking the gist ehn? LOL. I’m just tryna claim what is mine oh, that’s all. What is so bad about that ehn?
Favored Girl: My dear, I had already turned my laptop off oh, when I remembered I had a bone to chew with TMinx & Boorish Male. Luckily for Boorish Male, he said there is nothing going on between him and TMinx
The Life Of A Stranger Called Me: This ur name long sha! But anyways…I see you are really into this ehn? LOL. Who needs TV when you have Vera’s blog? Well, stay tuned sha.
Bella Naija: February is a deal! YAY!! I gotta go start thinking of what to blog about. Ehen, my dear, thanks for telling them jo. Tell them to all back off!
Chie see my life o,just cos am very easy to get Vera dan dey play around with me … well lemme kuku enter town then ..
So calling all lolitas out there,all you need to do is get me a sachet of pure water and a pack of Okin biscuit and ama drop it like is Hot and get down on it.
Yeah I know am cheap right,well no be my fault thatz how dem train me for this business ….LOL
Bloke baby, love of my life, sugar plum, pumpkin, peach, bomboy (LOL), you know you’re still my one & only. I just wanted 2 let TMinx know that if she vexed me, I will show her pepper. But you’re still my number one. In fact, my only one sef
Ooops, I forgot 2 reply Guy Horny. Guy Horny, I’m gonna try and work on something then. Lemme think….. hmmmmmmmmmmm. Check back tomorrow; hopefully, I would be updated by then
lol…LMAO…Girrll…guess ive missed a lot since ive been gone…but for real..where is the love? Im sure there’s enuf of the B-man to go around…lol..
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