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Well, first, Durex sells their condoms to Nigerian women. Then, they bring them all back and ask them who they used the condoms with: their partners? Or their assistant partners? It appears that a whopping 62% of Nigerian women are unfaithful to their partners. There's only one question on my mind right now: who are these women? And when can I meet them, so they can show me the way! Read More
First of all, let me point out that this post has been in draft for a while now. So I was jejely sitting down and minding business when I stumbled upon the now famous picture of D'Banj next to his two hundred thousand dollar ($200,000) Aston Martin Vantage. I saw as he denge posed on it, and I thought, shoot, I don't blame you jare! Carry go. Read More
When I heard the story about the woman who was accusing Herman Cain of a sexual assault incident that occurred fourteen years ago, I immediately gave her a certified "Bitch, please!" response, but realizing now that there are two other women who are also accusing him of sexual harassment, it has reduced my response to Sharon. Instead of a "Bitch, please!" she gets a "Bitch, please" The difference is that one has an exclamation mark, makes it more intense and confident. Read More
Last week Monday (October 3rd), Twitter was apparently buzzing with news about a certain celebrity's naked picture having been mistakenly leaked. I heard/read/saw/knew nothing of it till Wednesday. I was sad that I had once again carried last in the knowledge of hot gist. The picture that was floating around was that of Mo'cheddah. Although I am familiar with her name, I am quite unfamiliar with her music. I have no idea if she sings, raps, or mimes. And so, I cannot tell you what song she has Read More
