Caption This: John Okafor - Verastic

October 14, 2011

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Joxy says

October 14, 2011 at 11:07 AM

Pity the boobs and belly are for real. What a hunk!
- Vera Ezimora says
  
  October 14, 2011 at 11:55 AM
  
  LOL at the boobs and belly being real. Tehehe. No be small matter!
Pendo says

October 14, 2011 at 12:55 PM

do my boobs look big in this?
- Vera Ezimora says
  
  October 14, 2011 at 4:14 PM
  
  @Pendo: Hahahahahaha. Good one. Too funny! 😀
lolo says

October 14, 2011 at 7:46 PM

“At least I fine pass Diepreye Alamieyeseigha that day wey im vamoose from the UK. Rubbish!”
- Vera Ezimora says
  
  October 15, 2011 at 8:28 PM
  
  @Lolo … hahahahahahaha.
Nwunye says

October 17, 2011 at 10:16 AM

If one more person asks me if I am this John Okafor person, I will scream.
- Vera Ezimora says
  
  October 20, 2011 at 5:31 PM
  
  Hahahahaha. Nwunye, in real life ehn, if a woman is asked that question, hmmm, nsogbu di kwa!
LucidLilith says

October 17, 2011 at 2:41 PM

Man boobs: like ordinary boobs. only uglier.
- Vera Ezimora says
  
  October 20, 2011 at 5:32 PM
  
  I prefer: Only ugly
  
  Uglier implies that regular boobs are ugly. Lai lai. I no gree. Regular boobs are beereeful!

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