Trending Archives - Page 116 of 147

October 18, 2012

Tonto, But Why?

Remember when I put up that post about Tonto cursing her fans (or foes) out on twitter because they dared to judge her songs before hearing them? Well, breaking news: they were right! And I am somewhat surprised because the way she cursed people out, I began to wonder if maybe she can actually sing. The temerity! (Spoken like a true Nigerian girl). Tonto has released two things which she's referring to as songs. Listening to these songs is not for the faint-hearted. It takes real courage. Real Read More

October 18, 2012

Your First Lady Is Back. And You Are Celebrating Because …???

I hear your first lady, Dame Patience, is back from her two month disappearance. They say she was in Germany. I did not bother blogging about her disappearance because I figured, what's the big deal about the first lady of Nigeria disappearing? We once had a missing president (Yar'Adua), so this is definitely a fly on the wall. In retrospect, I wish I had blogged about it. So many missed opportunities to crack jokes on her. But she's back now. And she (and all these people) are not Read More

October 17, 2012

Dear Men, What Is It With You And Breasts?

No, seriously, what is it with you people and breasts? What is the obsession with women's breasts? You want to see, touch, and suck as many as you can. And why is this? How does it make you feel when you see these inflated body parts? For all we know, breasts are just extra lungs for women, to hold extra air ... for those times we may need to let off extra air from being extra pissed off. So what is it with you and breasts?? Tell me. I need to know, so I can use mine more Read More

October 16, 2012

Is There A Beating In Rihanna’s Future?

By now, everyone is aware of the breaking news that we all knew was going to break: Rihanna is back with Chris Brown. Say it isn't so! And since this news, every time I see Rihanna's new photo - like her new cover on Vogue - people make it a point to repeat again how foolish she is for going back to Chris Brown. Like, how could she be so stupid?! A man beat you once; he will do it hundred times over. See, I don't know Rihanna and Chris personally - bet you did not know that - and I have no Read More

October 15, 2012

So Having Sex With Horses Is Frowned Upon. Did You Know?

That man up there, his name is Patrick Louis Linn, and he has been arrested - again - for having sex with horses. He was first arrested in 2010 for the same crime. And he went to the same barn to rape a horse. There is no word on whether he raped the same horse. The horse he raped recently was named Sunny. Sunny?? As in a guy horse? What category of gayness shall we put this under? Allen McDearmid is the owner of the barn where Mr. Linn, the horse rapist, has visited twice. Read More

« Previous Page

Join the exclusive Sweet Potato Squad