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I don't know whether this picture is real or photoshopped, and if it's from a Nollywood flick, then really, anything is possible. But either way, it deserves a caption. My caption (the goat to the man): Wa chaaaaaaa! *In Jackie Chan voice* What's your caption? Read More
I discovered a new site yesterday. It's called Emergency Compliment. The whole idea of it is when you are feeling crappy, just go there and read something happy. It tells you things like, "You're not crazy, they are 100% into you," and "All your friends worry they are not as funny as you." You get two options: if you're feeling better, you click on "Thanks! I feel better" and if you're not feeling better, then you click on "I still feel crappy," after which another feel-good message will Read More
Well, this is shocking. You mean to tell me that Mitt Romney and all his thirty-seven personalities might have a secret? What could it be? That he's an alien from out of space, is Thor's first cousin and Superman's nephew? Or maybe that he's not Mitt Romney, but actually err .. MITT ROMNEY? Well, we don't know what it is yet, but maybe we'll find out soon. Maybe we won't. According to TMZ, "The Boston Globe is going to court tomorrow, reportedly to ask a judge to unseal the sworn testimony Read More
You remember Christina Aguilera? Yeah, the pretty Ecuadorian and Irish blonde with a big voice. She's still pretty, still Ecuadorian and Irish, and she still has a big voice, but she isn't so skinny anymore. I'm sure you know that already, and that's not what this post is about ... or why I am vexing. Yes, I know I'm always vexing. Once upon a time, she used to be skinny. And all the media outlets talked about how fit she was, how beautiful she was, and just how absolutely awesome she Read More
I'm all for people being fit and showing it off and what not .. of course ... it's great. But there are certain people that you just don't expect to see not fully clothed, especially after they have gone through certain phases. Like him, for example. Happy birthday to Wyclef, but a little more clothes and a little less oil would have really sufficed. It isn't that he's 43 that is making me look at this picture in amazement. And it isn't that he's scantily clad and glowing that is Read More
