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Ladies, Hold Your Men!!!

I repeat, hold your men!!! So this winter has been mild, to say the least. We barely got any snow, and the coldest it has gotten is probably around 22 degrees Fahrenheit or so. Don't use this information for a scientific research. Or any kind of research for that matter. According to the calendar, we are still in winter. I do not know about other countries that enjoy suffer snow, but here in Maryland, February is usually the month with the most snow. This year, however, we barely saw flurries. Read More

99% Of A Woman’s Orgasm Is Mental

But who has that kind of time???  When I heard that 99% of a woman's orgasm is mental, I went through a series of emotions that I cannot even put a name to. There are so many reasons why this percentage did not (and still does not) sit with me. Continue to find out. Excuse the White-woman picture. I couldn't find one of a Black woman that did not look like it was hard core porn - not that I would know what that looks like anyway. Read More

What Do Durex Condoms Have In Common With Cheating Nigerian Women?

What Do Durex Condoms Have In Common With Cheating Nigerian Women?

Well, first, Durex sells their condoms to Nigerian women. Then, they bring them all back and ask them who they used the condoms with: their partners? Or their assistant partners? It appears that a whopping 62% of Nigerian women are unfaithful to their partners. There's only one question on my mind right now: who are these women? And when can I meet them, so they can show me the way! Read More

Are You Looking For A Husband?

If you are not married, then the answer is yes. Don't even think about it. The only circumstance under which your answer may be no is if you don't want to be married or if you are into women. But even then, if you are into women and you plan on calling your future partner your husband, then I guess you will also say yes to this question. I don't know if husband is what a woman would call her female partner. I'm just grasping at straws here. Don't quote me. Naturally, I have also digressed. The Read More

Yup. I Pee’d While Standing

I cannot count how many times I have heard a man refer to women as the specie that pees while sitting. I don't take offense to this statement, but I do know that it is said to somehow imply that sitting (instead of standing) while peeing is just another way to show that women are the weaker sex. "Weaker," of course, is all relative. Weaker in what way? Physically? Emotionally? Financially? Spiritually? The more specific you get, the weaker this weaker word becomes, too. Not only does weaker Read More

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