Recklessly authentic.
....If I were to swallow one pill of Extenze for a week or two??The other day, I was doing my assignment late @ night. I had to stay up late to do it because I had procastinated for so long and finally, I was doing it at the eleventh hour. Why do today what you can do tomorrow, right? Oh, well. But I digress. I was in my bedroom, minding my own laptop when I had to go pee. On my way back, I could not help but glance at the TV when I realized that Ocean's Eleven (a movie I've watched Read More
Meeting a man without having to join some singles' network: + $300Having said man ask you for your number: + $100Realizing he has a good job and mentally calculating your future good life (come on, we all do it!): + $ 100, 000Realizing he's a mighty good dancer: + $300 (You don't have to pay for dance classes)Finding him kinda, sorta cute: + $1000 (you won't be ashamed to show up with him in public)Realizing he @ least attends church: + $500 (you won't have to buy books to explain to him why Read More
I have been kinda busy lately. It's not been easy updating my blog, but I have tried to stay on top of things. I have not even had the time to blog-patrol as usual, and I apologize. Don't take my absence on your blog as anything personal. Time has just not really been on my side. When has it ever been? That being said, I hate to admit this sad, painful truth: I have let myself go! Now brace yourself as I intend to get very Verastic.So on wednesday, I took my clothes off in front of my dresser. I Read More
Yes, I did it!! I cannot take it anymore....the shame. The guilt. The nightmares!!! Oh, for the love of God, forgive me, I did it. I cannot bear this burden in my heart anymore. I must confess. Several years ago (way before I migrated to US of A), I spent Christmas in my maternal grandmother's house in the village. I loved having several trees of sweet oranges @ my disposal. I loved being able to eat okpa (that thing like moi moi they make in a leaf) any time I wanted. I loved being able to Read More
My last post brought up some very funny questions and comments. I now feel the need to defend myself and elaborate on this apparently strange issue....as if no1 else has forgotten to brush their teeth before! lol.Just Toluwa asked about my morning rituals. First of all, I do not usually forget to brush my teeth. In fact, I brush more than once - at least twice, which is why the physical state of my toothbrush was - and still is - an enigma to me. That being said, my bathroom-related morning Read More
