Compiling The List —-> – $100
Losing sleep and staying awake instead to tweet about The List —–> – $500 (for sleep medication)
Receiving a gift from a loyal listener of Verastically Speakin’ and reader of Verastically Livin’ —–> +$200 (Gift #21 came from Chinny. Thanks, honey!!)
Realizing the receipt did not include all the digits of her credit card (so no ordering of the Rav-4 online with Chinny’s credit card) —> -$24, 665
Anticipating more gifts from The List —-> +$50, 000
Finding a man who offered to buy me a brand new Rav-4 —-> +$24, 665
Finding out I’d have to give him “a bouncing baby boy” first —> PRICELESS!!!
There are some things in life money can’t buy (like shame). But for everything else, there is Mastercard … to stay perfectly lodged in Mr. Shoes’ wallet, to be taken out of said wallet, with or without his consent, and to be taken to the Toyota office to do God-knows-what.
P.S. Just in case you have forgotten, my birthday is coming up in four days time, and of course, I am still receiving gifts. Have you seen The List lately? It has grown — for your buying pleasure, of course.
P. P. S. No, I cannot give a bouncing baby girl either, or any kind of baby, bouncing or not, in exchange for a gift.
P.P.P.S. I will, however, gladly trade Funmie and/or Busola for the number one and/or the number two gift on The List. Deal?
Vera u want to trade me for a gift ehn???
lol…wayyyyyy to use your friends.lmao.
lmao omg..i dnt envy funmie or busola at all….
ur welcome dear.
That List pass my power oo, LOL
ah vera,
if u can get d mastercard out u might as well buy errtin on d list now abi…and get me something too *winks
lol…u ehn!
Baby Boy = Toyota Rav 4
Baby Girl = Kia Spectra
*smh* and lol!
Funmie: Well, you see, you haven't been very — how do I put this this now? Oh, okay. Yes, you haven't been very useful to me lately, so I'll gladly trade you.
Leggy: Thanks, baby!! You know I'm business-oriented. Hehehe. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Chinny: Thanks, again, love!!! Mr. Shoes is so flippin jealous of my shoes. I think he wants them, so I'm now going to file a restraining order against him … on behalf on my shoes. I don't want him to go close to them before they mysteriously get missing.
Myne Whitman: Be not afraid, boo! Believe in yourself… I mean, your plastic card, rather. All those websites that sell the items on my list, they accept all credit cards, so get to ordering!
BBB: If I get that mastercard, nothing will stop me from getting something for you, and yes, of course, I might as well get everything on the list. I'm too sure that Chinny conspired with the Bakers Shoes people and told them not to include all the digits of her credit card number. *sigh*
Sassy Trends: Yes ooo!! Why not, if not? One life to live.
Lucid Lilith: Hahahahaha. You're insane! What is that supposed to mean? To all the Kia Spectra-owning people here, please take your complaints to Rosie. Na she talk am oo.