I don’t have it — with good reason.
But every time the Cialis or Viagra commercial comes on and says something like, “If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor,” I cannot help but wonder what that feels and looks like. And no, this is not a shy and subtle attempt at asking for pictures of four-hour erections.
Four hours is a long, long time. It’s 240 minutes. It’s 14, 400 seconds — of a man just sitting – or maybe standing – behind a hard place, doing what? I’ve heard and read stories of men suffering from blue balls because they were turned on and weren’t given the opportunity to have a plunging relief of their tension.
The times I’ve heard and read such stories, they did not sound as if the man was standing, doing nothing, admiring the stiffness that threatened to put a hole in his pants. Or his mattress, if he was lying face-down on the bed. But I assume that such a position would be as comfortable as a pregnant woman lying on her stomach. Of course, if he was not wearing any pants or underwear, the threat of a hole in them would be null and void. Impossible.
If a man were to be patient enough to let four hours of hardness pass him by, he ought to be efficient. There are many things that could be, should be done with the hard instrument. Pounding yams, grinding pepper, staring a hot pot of soup, using it as a pin and needle holder, and hitting a nail. These are just a few creative ideas that Cialis and Viagra should consider adding to their commercials. Although it’d be fancy seeing a man walk into the clinic with his emotions on his loins.
And if you’re wondering what on earth has gotten into me, quite honestly, I’m not sure. I need a breakthrough.
hahaha 240 minutes sha..lol.
Of course you would fancy that..smh
interesting post.
Lol vera
Ahn ahn how do u think up such
To steer soup ke?
Hehehehe
Bet ud use it to lick d soup too
Ok my mind gettn dirty and its ur fault
@BBB: Ehmmm,if its nicely cold gooey soup and u've got a willing partner,y not?!Beware of unwanted mixtures though….I say too, this train of thoughts is Vera's fault!
Wouldnt it be a sight to a man walking into the clinic with an erection that just wont go away…hahahahha. Vera you wont be the death of me via laughter. 🙂 Lovely blog.
I see LDR is the topic for this week's radio show. As someone who has been/ is currently in one I'm soo excited about the show. Ppls views r always interesting to hear…lol
PS: Do you have a co-host??? *wink*
to stir soup ke??? or grind pepper!!!lmao…
vera how did this come into your head??? I can't stop laughing!
VERA! grind pepper how???!!!
u no go kill pesin allah!
Ha!
Vera, this kain post…e get as e be o…grinding pepper, stirring soup…ah ahn…
I'm still laffing…and i'm struggling to catch my imagination from running away
lmao at the ideas the hard object can be used for…very mean
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pound yam ke?Lol this is so funny.I can't even imagine.That's a nice one for the guys!
Your posts make me coming back for more.I love your site!
lmao! I have absolutely nothing to say to this.
ROFLMAO!!! woooow Vera u need help!! asap!
hahaa, pls nobody shuld sha try stirring d soup I will eat with their erection abeg oh!
Vera! LWKMD.
But seriously, I don't see why it is a problem. Erections are meant for something. Use it to the full jare…lol
u no like us at all…. dn't also forget 'it' does a lot of good for women!
I would so love a guy with an erection that would last that lon oh..Lol.. but seriously..You funny no be small!I'm sending this to my male friends, They sure deserve this.New here.. Be back.
LOL! vera u no go kill me with laugh o! May i suggest that the guy should stick it into a cup of very chilled water?[the type na the cup go they sweat] Kai! kai! the one -eye snake go SLEEP! hehehehehehe
Vera! Vera!! Vera!!!
How many times did i call you?
Anyway how you dey?
T.Notes: Lai lai. You and BBB need to take responsibility for your actions. I am not responsible for yours or anyone else's train of thoughts. LOL.
Mamuje: Sweetheart, it'll definitely be a sight o! I wonder what the doctor would ask, "So, have you tried having sex since th erection?" Tehehehe. I definitely won't be the death of you via laughter. I still need you to come here and laugh.
Miss Enigma: You sef! You wait till the last possible moment to talk. This is why I have a list of "upcoming" shows there ooo! Anyway, I'll reply your e-mail.
DownTheAisle: Quite honestly, I'm not even sure how these things came into my head. They just did. And I, of course, had to write them out.
Omotee: You know now! You'll use it as the pestle. I'm thinking it should come in pretty handy, no?
Favor's Heart: Catch your imagination all you want. Mine has already run away — obviously. That's how this post came about. LOL.
I'm very well!
With this kind of post, all i can say is, it is well with your soul o!!! lol
LMBO!!!! Vera you are something else…smh..ur mind must be an exciting place to be!
pound yam ke?
with it?
its not hard enuff to do that ke!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
The pounding yam visual is really disturbing me! LOL!
Medical term- Priapism and it is not a funny matter o!It is an extremely painful condition and It can lead to permanent erectile dysfunction if not treated on time!
A humorous post but seriously its priapic side effect is nothing to be snuffed at. You said:
"Although it'd be fancy seeing a man walk into the clinic with his emotions on his loins."
You do have a gift for humour I have noticed but I guarantee that you wont be laughing if one really does come in through those ER doors screaming in pain. In fact you would be having an "erection" of your own then . . . no! no! not of that part . . . you couldn't possibly . . . you said so already – with good reason. . . . I meant your hair . . . the hair on your head will be standing on end (erect!!!) from fright at the sight