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Soooo… She Got Pulled Over

Mom was jejely driving when she got pulled over. Before she finished her story, I was ready to say, "I told you to stop driving like that!" My mom is notorious for giving people an almost-coronary-attack while she's driving. Let's just say her way of switching lanes and making turns are neither friendly to her SUV nor the passengers that let themselves be transported in it. But I digress.Mom has been pulled over before, most times for driving above the speed limit. But this time, she was pulled Read More

Of Course, You May Get Divorced

But....You must refund my money! I have attended a lot of weddings. I am shocked and perplexed whenever someone tells me that he/she has never been to a wedding since they came to America donkey years ago. Each year, I attend at least three weddings.  Attending weddings can be expensive, depending on who the couple is and your participation level in the wedding. Let me break it down. The boxes represent the cost. Category Wedding outfit Asoebi Gift Money to throw Read More

How Human Is Human?

For the past five years, I have not had straight weave on my head.  My hair style has varied from braids to my permed hair to braids to my permed hair to braids --- you get the picture.  In my defense, it's been different types of braids: regular braids, regular twists, and kinky twists.  Hey, that's three different types!  But thanks to someone, I decided to try straight weave again (after that first and only time I did it for someone's wedding).Two packs of 14 inch Premium Read More

The Little Underwear That Could

About two months ago, I bought new underwears. It was love at first wear.  It just felt right. Wearing it gave me that mmph.  I might be wrong, but I think I was a better and happier person for a few days.  After that, the excitement died down. You know --- kinda like a regular romantic relationship with homo sapiens. With 5% spandex in them, these underwears felt like they were made just for me. That was until I started going to the gym.  I noticed that each time I was walking on the Read More

One Time Like That

Actually, it's many, many times like that. I got bored and decided to grow my finger nails --- just to see how long they could grow.  Pretty long apparently.  And no, this has absolutely nothing to do with my last post about the correlation between men's finger nails and their penis length!Then, I got bored and chopped them all off.  I think I'm bored again.  I want to grow them again --- just to see how long they will grow --- again.  I wonder if there is any positive Read More

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