Ugandan President, Yoweri Museveni Wants To Ban Oral Sex (And I’ve Got Questions!)

Sometimes I don’t like social media, but other times, I love it because I come across stories like this one.  Apparently, there aren’t enough problems in Uganda, which is why the President, Yoweri Museveni has taken it upon himself to warn the citizens of the practices that these “Outsiders” are bringing into the nation. 

What practices, you ask? Why, oral sex, of course! According to the President, the citizens of Uganda should stop doing oral sex upandan because the mouth is for eating.

In response, I say, “But Sir, they are eating.”

Also Sir, I have some questions:

1.  Who will enforce this ban?

2.  How will they enforce this ban?

3.  Will this ban change the price of fish in the market?

4.  Will the enforcers still enforce if offered said oral sex?

5.  Please, Sir, is it your mouth or their mouth they will be using for the oral sex?

6.  Sir, so you’ve never eaten this food before?

7.  Lastly, Sir, may I speak to your wife, please? I just want to ask her one small question. 

Thank you, Sa!

Ehm, one last thing again, Sir. I want to report Wizkid and YCEE to you. They recently sang a song called, “Aphrodisiac,” and in the song, they are being very naughty. They have joined bad gang, Sir, especially that YCEE one. He said in the song, “… catch my head between your thighs all night” and every time I hear it, I blush. In fact, this song has been on repeat. Please, Sa, come and scold them.  

You can read the full story here on DailyMail.

So, do you have any questions for the President too?

P.S. YCEE can get all of it.  He can give me wicked vibes all night.