This is one totally random post. I have a bunch of little issues to discuss, and I don’t feel like making each of them into individual posts.
Random Issue #1: Mr. Shoes. I might get in trouble for refering to him as a random issue. Hehe. But lemme tell you what he did – more like said. Honestly, I don’t know what Mr. Shoes would do without me; thank God for me oh… because I’m teaching him things. Hehe. Can you believe that Mr. Shoes was under the impression that breast milk only comes out at certain times of the day? He was hoping it only comes out during the day, so that at night… well… :-). This breast milk conversation was inspired by my previous post.
Random Issue #2: What the heck is Badoo — and why do people (real or virtual) keep leaving me messages on it? I keep receiving e-mails that say someone left me a message on Badoo. What the heck is that? Is that another social network? I guess I could take the time to google it, but I have more important things to think of right now.
Random Issue #3: My template — I’m changing it again. Yeap. So I thought I liked it, but it turns out I don’t. I’m a white-background chic. This whatever-color-we’ll-this color is not working for me at all. I have tried to like it, but I don’t see myself liking it too much. Doesn’t help that Mr. Shoes doesn’t particularly care for it either. I can do a black background, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go, and I’d rather not do the black background because it’s not too easy on the eyes. I’ll work on the template this weekend.
Random Issue #4: Oh, Range Rover Sport… where art thou? People, I don’t know what to do about my obsession with the Range Rover Sport. I spot the vehicle from a mile away. I stare at it every time I see it. I go as close as I can to it. Sometimes, I touch someone’s parked Range Rover Sport. Is there a way for me to get a FREE Range Rover Sport?? If you’re going to suggest that I buy a Range Rover Sport, then scratch that idea. As I type this right now, I have about $100 to my name – probably not enough to change the oil. I kid you not! All you wealthy people out there, save me from my misery and give me a RANGE ROVER SPORT!!! Oprah, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, the Walton family, Michael Bloomberg, and Donald Trump… where are you? I need a Range Rover Sport now now now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Issue #5: Bloggers! Did I tell you that I hooked up with three bloggers? Yes, ke. I hooked up with Nefertiti, Bumight, and Aloted. Jealous? Ah, yes of course, you are. We took a picture. I’ll be happy to share it with you. But first, you must read ‘Random Issue #4″ and give me my heart’s desire. *wink, wink* Oh, I also met YankeeNaijaBabe whose blog I just realized is private. When did this happen? Has it always been private?
Random Issue #6: Verastically Speakin’ Talk Radio will be airing in about 9.5 hours – 10:00 AM U.S. Eastern time (3:00 PM Naija time). We’ll be talking about dating exes. Beautiful Nana will be co-hosting with me. Make sure you tune in/call in! There’s still time for last minute e-mails on today’s show. Here’s the direct link to today’s show online. E-mail radio@verastic.com if you have any contributions and/or questions (even if it’s not for today’s show). Please check out the schedule for the show on the right sidebar and participate. Help a sister out! Thank you, darlings!
well, am i estatic bein d first? i sure am. lol, lol at mr. shoes for thinkin breast milk comes only durin d day, so he can get his share at night abi?
hmm, Badoo? sounds like a scam, virus, etc, i'll advise u dont click on d link and wen u get d range rover, pls let me cruise wit u or u can be nice enf to borrow me for the weekend…ok so i ve to run to bed, so i can wake up for the show oh, by the way, i dont think datin ex is bad 50% if he/she is still single n d chemistry n physcis is still dere, the other 50% dey might just call u a gold digger.
still first again, lol its good to be first oh, btw ur bkgrd, totally agree wit u, pls do change it, sth dat speaks verastic n looks lolo-ish
2nd ooo
Walahi, I will roast you like suya if you post my picshur becos of range rover. Becos me too I must collect my share and a range rover is small tins compared to my asking price…
Vera, vera… VERAAAAAA how many times did I call you? *holds one ear for emphasis* I will roast u like suya.. LMAO!
How u dey babes? I saw ur threats on my blog. I think you should kwit that cannabis (Abeg DB, wetin be Cannabis o? I also heard it on Wande Coal's 'bumper to bumper') and get some deliverance. You are the only one thinking durty thots 😛
Oh and tomorrow's talk show go sweet gan o! I dey carry my gbeborun come! hehehehe
Lol @ Nefertiti. Cannabis is weed!
Lol @ Mr. Shoes; really? The breast wld be on a time-table becos rumu rumu runz @ night.
I'm jealous o! Ahn ahn, all these bloggers meeting up. Pls where r the bloggers in NY o jare?..lol
Big Heart: LOL. Did I beg you to agree with me that my background sucks? Ehn…??? And what is this you're saying about Mr. Shoes? I didn't say he wants to get his share @ night ooO! In fact, I didn't complete that sentence sef. Why you dey put words 4 my mouth? LOL. As for dating exes, you'll know what I think tomorrow. Oya go & sleep so you can join us. See me talking. Y am I still awake? Ah! If I oversleep ehn…! E no go sweet @ all oh! Congrats on being first.
Funmie: I guess I should congratulate you too, abi? Congrats oo
Nefertiti: Walahi, you no dey well. So you're here advising me to get off the cannabis and you no even sabi wetin e be? LOL. Kolomental. Draw your ear for emphasis all you want, but if I get range rover… ah!! Ur own don finish oo. The pishure don land for Verastic with immediate effect. Biko do join me in the morning; although I know you won't call. Nonsense anonymous babe. *HISS*
Undercover07: Come oh…what is rumu rumu runz??? Did I say that about Mr. Shoes?? I no talk that one ooo! Don't mind Neffie. Her head is not correct. So you're jealousing us (for meeting) ehn? Eiyaa. LOL
I tot I am the ony one that gets those annoying Badoo msgs(some folks claim they msged me on Jhoos too), I don even have an acct ther
Rumu rumu na sex ooh. As much as I love my sleep on Saturday mornings I "might" come on tomorrow morning abi it is Saturday here already sef.
Huh? U mean the milk doesnt 'come on demand'? Like, when u want to breastfeed u just squeeze d sides or sum'n and only then wud it flow.
Lol.
Honey (is Mr. Shoes listening? Hehehehe!!!) seriously I no gbadun this template oh! And my sister who has started stalking your blog says she doesn't like your profile pishure (she actually called it a "green nose"!)
And what happened to your former profile about the Russian condom? This "I'm in love" ehn…
But let me stop complaining and tune into to Radio Verastico sharp sharp!!!
Ok, sorry babes that I didnt tune in. I was sleeping o,no vex.
Meanwhile as for that Range Rover,Iwill suggest you start dating my son,that way…I can consider buying the ''motor'' for you.
Babe I'm liking this new white/red abi na maroon colored template. Nice!
ohhh I like new template, clean and fresh..:) Sad I missed the show! this was the first weekend I had to sleep in, in a while!!!…:)
Loving the new look,vera!
Yea,the whole badoo thing's driving me nuts as well……..
I did check it out,its a social network as well and I guess every1 on fb is dr,so it really makes no sense……
Vera, i was busy oh!
How did the show go?
u n this ur randomness self……..
i like this template…very easy on the eyes 🙂
yes o! it was nice hooking up ;o)
come to london soonest!
You've got to share the pic at you know where….
Been getting those strange Badoo emails as well…
I really don't want to know how the issue of breast milk came about with Mr. Shoes – really. Also, I hated the old template. I love this new one. Very verastic. So fashi social media. It has become meddlesome and all over the place. Ask Mr. Shoes to give u the range rover for xmas. or at leaast for your 10th wedding anniversary. And – please post the pics you took. When do I get to co-host your show now?
i like this new template. i almost thought i clicked on the wrong blog.lol. And you and this your range rover..lol. maybe if you're good this year, Santa make bring you one..lol