Apparently, konji is on the office rise. Who knew?
There’s a new report that office sex has increased by 73% since last year. Seventy-three flippin percent! Not only is there an increase, there is also apparently a reason for the increase. It is because of cell phones. Those little evil gadgets. See, because everyone uses a cell phone and carries it to work, there is a lot of communication between coworkers and between employees and their partners. Texts. Sexts. And before you know it, someone is meeting someone for a quickie in the coffee room. Or wifey is bringing her husband something to eat.
So I cannot help but wonder, who are these people having sex in the office, and who are they having sex with? Yes, I know that some of them are doing it with their spouses and significant others, but what about the rest that are doing it with their co-workers? And I am not talking about the coworkers that they are dating.
Now, there’s only one question: considering that cell phones (and gadgets in general) are becoming even more technologically advanced, what then is the hope for the future? I mean, right now, I can do just about anything with my cell phone. So what will happen when cell phones can do even more, or when new and more advanced gadgets are introduced? For example, right now, people can send pictures and videos, but what will happen when you can stream live from your cell phone to another [assuming that this isn’t already possible]?
The day i become an employer of many i will be sure to cam up my premises every nook and crany the only exclusion will be washrooms…
I know, right??? And not just regular cams that everyone knows where they’re positioned, but also the ones no one knows of. Like nanny cams. That should be awesome!
Cell phones…those little devils true true…but u don forget say internet is another responsible culprit. Because we can now browse on phones, ipads, laptops and on all dem gadgets, hooking up is becoming easy. Thanks to the internet that allows people to send dirty photos to each other and cause all manner of havoc…I can’t count the number of scandals wey don shele for my office.
This is why I dey fear to buy smartphone or blackberry…now I don get one…funny people want my PIN..
Hahaha. Yeapppp! You cannot imagine the number of fights that have started and the number of relationships that have ended because of Blackberry pins. It is dangerous oh!
wow! 73% is a very high rise. With phones and internet making everything easier, sex is on the rise everywhere! offices, public places…..even church!
Looool @ church. I just imagined walking into a deacon’s office and seeing “stuff”
That would scar me!
But yeah, 73% is extremely high.
Ahem! That’s quite a huge jump, but why blame it all on the phones?
Cause people send naughty pictures to each other. It wasn’t half this bad 10 years ago when texting was still the major wowzer.
Abeg i want someone (him) to bring me lunch o….
*very straight face**
SMH. Siddon dey wait. Bad girl!
73% is pretty high. Wow. But for some reason I can’t stop saying “oh my” to the picture in this article.
Hahahaha. Adabeke! Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the issue at hand. LOL. I don’t know what kinda naughty people I have reading this blog. Lools.
Something else to mull over. I read somewhere that sex Is more of an adrenalin rush and exciting when there’s a bit of danger. Bonking with the risk of getting caught (in the office) is a danger and makes sex all the more attractive. I have to say, I encourage it! (At least) five minutes on Cloud 9 every other day would make work a joy! *scampers off*
Loool. Look at your mouth. Five minutes every other day … at work … you want to steal it? Look, if you want to start doing “blue film,” then tell us now, now, so we’ll know ooo. Haha.
Sounds like an interesting Verastic show topic.
It does, doesn’t it? Lool. That would be crazy.