Or how to know your worth. It’s quite simple. Just go through this list and tally up the money where it applies. The highest possible amount is $113. The higher your cost, the more value, and the badder you are.
My total score is $65. Considering that the total amount is $113, what that means is that I am 57.5% bad. I’m not sure what my reaction should be.
What’s yours?
P.S. Everyone pees in the pool (number 27). If this isn’t true, then I’d like to retract my score and say that even I have never, ever peed in the pool. Eww.
Cyril says
Well its not so bad for me, its just £92 pere
Vera Ezimora says
92??? Loool! Very bad guy! The question shouldn’t be what you’ve done, but what you haven’t done. LOL.
Cyril says
Its more like having fun growing up, the list remains:
smoked (cant try this cos I have asthma)
kissed someone of the same sex (Im not that mad yet)
been expelled (Lets just say Im still a bit good)
prank called the cops (boredom not that bad yet)
done drugs (Not this adventurous yet)
Vera Ezimora says
Interesting! I’ve smoked – technically. It’s a long story. I think it deserves a post of its own.
Someborri says
You won’t tell, but I think I know all you added up to get 65. I tried to guess and I ended up at 64. Now I have to decide if the last $1 is for “dyed your hair” and “ate a lot of oreos” or just “played spin the bottle”. Jobless Saturday 🙂
Someborri says
Mine was $67, by the way. Damn!
Vera Ezimora says
Someborri, you are crazzzyyyy! LOL. Which kin jobless Saturday be this one? Lool. Well, I’ll help you out: I have not dyed my hair (yet); I have not eaten a lot of oreos (not a chocolate person), but I have definitely played spin the bottle. But it’ the holy type oh. Hahahaha.
Cyril says
Biko how do you play Holy spin the bottle? Would you be told to cast out demons or something?
Vera Ezimora says
Yes, Cyril. That is exactly what happened :p
Mmadu says
Got $19 after trying thrice. I worried about what that says about my personality! Not that I want to be bad but, O_O T_T
Cyril says
Loool
Vera Ezimora says
Cyril, be a gentleman. Stop laughing at Cyril. Tehehehehe.
Vera Ezimora says
Mmadu, hahaha. Any day now, I’m waiting for you to have an immaculate conception. lol.
IzzieMedula says
at $55, I dont know if I should be impressed or worried. Didnt think i’ll cost more than $15…hmmmmm
P.S – I never peed in a pool…eeeeeewwwwwww {i mean it ooo, i never}
P.P.S – I’ve been held up at a police check point for over an hr and pulled over by a cop..I guess that counts as being arrested??
Vera Ezimora says
Izzie,
Tah!!! You’re adding money to yourself. That doesn’t count as being arrested. LOL. Oh, and me, too, I have, never, ever pee’d in a pool. Ever. 😀
Cyril says
Peeing in the pool is where the fun is as far an Im concerned…loool
X_X
Vera Ezimora says
I was under the assumption that everyone pees in the pool. It’s a totally different sensation when you pee in the pool. Haha.
Fad says
Got only $52, my life must be boring, need to become a pastor now..
I was going to add No 17 since am currently looking for a sugar mummy, that would have prop up the marks..
Seems I need to get into more mischief, will re-calculate later..
$52 definitely is too low for me..
Vera Ezimora says
Hahaha. $52 is too expensive to be a Pastor though — I think. Come back and recalculate when you do more mischief.
Lady Ngo says
I got $50.50
and no that .50 was not for peeing in the pool. I’ve never done that. gross. lol
Oya, how does being in love equal to $4 worth of being bad??? I vote we scratch that one from the record and reduce my cost down to 46.50 lol
Vera Ezimora says
Lady Ngo, I don’t know oh! I have no idea why that equals being bad. I feel like this list is making me look badder than I am sef. But I am not complaining.
I’ve never, ever pee’d in the pee’d either. Yuck. :p
Jossy says
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got 78.5. 69% I did not know I was that bad.
Vera Ezimora says
Aaaah!! Jossy, oya confess. What have you done? Or what have you not done (since that’s a shorter list)?
Cyril says
Hello Friend!!!
Lmao
Vera Ezimora says
You two have something in common, I see. Could this be love? lol
Pendo says
Got $60.5 I can still redeem myself
Vera Ezimora says
I guess you can. You’re at the borderline of being naughty and nice.
Nhyira says
I don’t know if it measures how bad you are. Being in love, the Oreos thing, and crying yourself to sleep, for instances, are not indicative of ‘badness’. That said, I scored 37.50. Oh well, I never bore.
Vera Ezimora says
Nhyira, I have no idea what that amount says of you either. Hmmm. But I do agree, that those things are not indicative of being bad. Oh, well.
malickspeaks says
$75.00 bad, hmmm thought i was worse, but apparently most ladies here are good LOL
Vera Ezimora says
My reader are good peeps! We can’t say the same for you. LOL. Okay, fine, you’re not even that bad sef.
mma says
I am a solid 81. Lord have mercy.
Vera Ezimora says
Looool! Well, take comfort. I’m sure there’s a prize for being the current baddest person on Verastic. Tehehhe.
Cyril says
Welcome home!!!
You can still do better
Vera Ezimora says
So your own is to come here and find your bad guy/girls relatives abi? LOL
Anonymous says
Damn am only $66.50 lol I guess am not bad after all. But wait telling someone that’s u love them and u don’t mean it does that make u bad too? Lmao, Wat about dating someone way older than you (sugar daddy) and also having a bf on a side? Damn I guess my number should have ranked more than that then….smmfh, oh well I don’t take men seriously and don’t judge me..#bye
Vera Ezimora says
Anonymous,
SMH. You asking if it’s bad that you say I love you and don’t mean it … that’s bad! Hahaha. If we check your scores very well, it might be more. Tsk, tsk. Confess. 😀
Quaggar says
75.5. Hmmm…
Vera Ezimora says
Naughty boy. What have you been doing?
Sykik says
eeeewwwwoooooo….I scored 37…..now I feel like Virgin Mary…. Maybe I should show Hubby my score so he will know what a good, good girl he married….
Vera Ezimora says
Sykik, you should totally how him. That way, he will appreciate you even more.
MsDawari says
Urgh! $41.5. Should I be worried? I feel like a saint and I look through the comments and see $92. Shoo. Need to jump on more mischief (like pee in a pool; that’s gross btw). Lol.
Cyril says
***wears cool shades***
Vera Ezimora says
Cyril, enjoy your fame for now. Who knows? Someone else might turn up and have a score of 93.
Vera Ezimora says
Ms. Dawari, whatever!! LOL. Peeing in the pool is awesome. You need to try it sometime. But yeah, you definitely need to try more mischief. Needless to say, I don’t think anyone can beat Cyril’s score. The guy is a beast.