If anyone can tell me what that psychopath by the left who calls herself Funmi is doing, then please do. If you ask her, she’ll say she was dancing – yahoozeeing to be precise, but if you ask me, I’ll say she had one too many whatever-she-was drinking. I guess it’s not too bad since her dimple looks so pweety. That’s the only good thing about the yeye gal. Oh, and her culinary skills too. Other than that…. *hiss* The past week & weekend has been so busy for me, hence the lack of an update. All I wanna do right now is close my eyes and sleep, but duty calls. On Saturday, we hosted a beautiful surprise baby shower for a dear friend, Y. We had mad fun. I mean, how many times do you attend a baby shower where there is a DJ and an after-party? lol. So yeah, you can say we had a lotta fun. I took lotsa pics. After I deleted the unnecessary and blurry ones, I was left with 250. I uploaded 28 of them for your viewing pleasure. Now, b4 any1 starts asking questions, lemme respond… No, I am not the one on the home page of my photo collections page. That’s Uju & her nephew. I didn’t even put the pictures there; the website automatically put them. And no, I am not in any of the pictures you’re about to view from the shower…sorry. Just click on the most recent album, which is the one on top. Anyway, click HERE to view the pics.
Mom drove my car to work the other day because she was running late and didn’t have time to stop by the gas station to put gas in her car. The next day, I went out with my car. Time to come down from the car and I realized the damage the woman had done. Chei. And she didn’t even bother telling me. Maybe she thought I wouldn’t notice? lol. So now, every time I wanna get outta the car, I have to wind down the window to open the door. This reminds of the molues in Naija. Haba, I’m too fine 4 this oo! What if I attend a posh party where there is valet parking? Wait, what if there are fine boys outside the parry and they see me getting outta my car in that manner?? That na scandal o. Chai!! Mommy, you no do me well @ all. It has been very inconvenient, as you can imagine because I keep forgetting that the door handle is bad. I turn off the car, attempt to get out, and then realize I have to start the car again to wind the window down. Ah, I will be rich in Jesus name. Shebi money is doing shakara 4 me now abi? lol. Anyway, I will try & fix it by this weekend. When I asked my mom about it, she gave the classical Naija response to everything, “It was the devil.“
Come Friday, I may or may not be attending the African Bankers Award. I have never attended it before; in fact, I had never heard of it before now, but I was invited by the publisher of Kitu Kizuri Magazine. Why do I feel like this is one of her attempts to hook me up with an eligible bachelor? lol. She has been telling me to “get out there and meet new people“. I’ve been meeting new people ooo! Look @ all the new bloggers I have discovered lately. lol.
Speaking of meeting new people, I met Ramsey Noah on Thursday. He was pretty cool. I took a picture with him. You can see it on my camera *sticking tongue out* I’ll update in two or three days.
AYYYY….I’m first (beremole-in)…I need to go get some food rite now but I jus cdn’t pass d opportunity to be first..so I will be back wen I’ve settled my stomach.:P
lol, how can you put the poor babes (yeah, i mean funmi and ur mom!)on blast like that!
Blogger!!!!!!!!!!!!! God will punish you. Stupind bombastic idiot. Hahahahaha. God go punish your forefathers sef.
The devil is a liar about your car and Funmie’s drunken sef. Anyways sha Have fun at the pary o. shebi you can take me along, I really need a socail life.
Funmi – I have seen folks with that pose in MFM, but then she could be dancing. Nice pictures
Erhmmm After carefully going through all the Pictures in your album and going over your post archives, I now know what you look like and the verdict is that you are very good looking, so wetin sef, I say end all this anonymous nonsence. and no I am not trying to use reverse psychology on you. And that last sentence was not reverse reverse psychology.
Vera sorry about your car o, fix it fast before that fine bloke comes. Please attend that conference it will be very interesting, new people etc. Funmi was doing yahooze live. I will check out the pix now. I am in top ten.
if u need pix of vera (they might be a few years old though) let me know. i cant allow her bully u guys any longer.
as for funmies dance, no comment. cos next thing now she ask me kweshuns about whether she is an addict or not.
how come Funmi has not thought of beating you up? 😉
Who is Ramsey Noah?
Gordon Ramsey I know, Ramsey Lewis I know. I guess am too out of touch.
lol..ur mom is funny “it was the devil” hehehehe..pele..richness is yours in Jesus name.
off to view the photos..hope u r in it o!
Baby me… miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Yikes!!
I have not been here for a while. Thanks to ‘busyness’!
I saw ur septemper entry on what my name means…lol. Someday I’ll do an entry about it. The story long small
LMAO @ the damage to ur car.
pele my dear…e go better. God go soon change ya level..lol
Make u tell funmi say yahoozee don dey fade oh
Hummmm, mumc really caused some damage to your door handle.
That baby shower must have been fun. Lets pray i get 1 like that when its my time.
Off to view pics.
Alleluia … She’s Back… And with a myriad(tongue in cheek) of stories to boot..
Well you’ve got to love those pictures, you must have had a pretty wild time at the shower. I can’t seem to master the ‘yahooze dance’ myself even though I’m an above average dancer (blowing my own trumpet!)
About the car, pele o… the devil is a liar.. E go better (at least by the weekend when the handle is fixed)
Ramsey Nuoah? Cool… But have met Pat Attah… Mr. Personality and soooooo fine.
Vera… ur yaansh is so on fire…… hey! u just want to come and ruin my reputation? bloggers! i do not drink, i was not drunk…..yeh! i no u gyz won’t believe me ooooo….
afronuts, who told u dat yahozee don fade… abeg it’s alive n bubbling in my world…
verastic…. so u are saying dat d only good things about me are my dimples and cooking skills? ur head….
IDK: Weldone, IDK!! Go get some food. Send me some too
Bumight: I had to joo. I want the world to know what I have been going thru with these people. They have been suffering me.
Temite: LOL. All these curses on Blogger ehn…by the way, does blogger really have forefathers?? If so, who (or what)?
AbaBoy: What is MFM? Something tells me this is gonna be funny.
Temite: I think that was reverse reverse psychology. U went thru all my archives? LOL. Babe, why now?? Hahaha. I will put up a picture of myself soon, don't worry.
LusciousRon: My dear, I will certainly try 2 fix it immediately. I can't be exiting the car like that when there is a fine bloke around. lol. That will soooooo not be kool! Yahoozeeing live? lol.
ChiefO: If you try that nonsense ehn…I will show you shege banza. If you put my picture up, I will deal with you mercilessly. No try me oooo. lol.
Aloofar: Because she can't. She knows I can beat her fairly and squarely any time.
Naapali: lol. I guess you don't watch Nollywood flicks. Ramsey Noah is one of our actors.
Aloted: Amen! Amen!! Amen!!! Richness will certaily be mine. No, I'm not in the pictures ooo. Sorry. Hehe. lol @ my mom; she's a character.
Overwhelmed: My darling!!! I have not been myself since u left oh. Thank God you're back. Missed u too, darling. *kiss*
Afronuts: I dey wait 4 the story oh. lol. Yahoozee don dey fade??? Dang!! What will Funmi do? That's her only dance step oh. lol. I'm waiting 4 God 2 change my level sha because me I don tire..!
Oluwadee: Yes, mumsy really caused some damage 2 my car. The baby shower was a BLAST. Don't worry; you'll get a fab one too.
Bibi: You met Pat Attah, really?? Awww. I wanna meet Pete Edochie, Olu Jacobs, Joke Silva, & Patience Ozokwor. I think they're so cool. And I wanna meet Chidi Mokeme (so hot!!). Devil is a liar ehn? lol.
Funmie: You might say that you weren't drunk, but the picture speaks for itself. Abeg, stop lying & let the bloggers know the truth. Hehehehe. And u berra go and learn a new dance step oh.
I double dare u to put up the picture of you and Ramsey…cos I have a strong feeling u’re going to shy away from doing just that…
Awwww…I feel so sorry for anyone that will give you a valet parking service…eyahhh…how sweet…NOT…
Off to see some pics, yay!
I second Jaycee. I dare you!
Ramsey Noah huh?
is he still eye candy?
you should have got more than just a photo
his phone number wouldnt have hurt provided he is single lol
Jaycee: Very funny. It’s not gonna work. I will not put my picture up oh. You can come 2 my house and see it though.
Naijalines: Weldone o. You can second Jaycee all you want oh. It ain’t happening!!!
Miss Definitely Maybe: Yeah, he’s still eye candy oh. But he’s married with kids, so no phone number abeg.
Veraaaaa!!!!
Bloggers forefather, i think is a diary, I guess, Blogger is like an electronic journal, so like a normal diary will be the fore father. I think, Dont really know. And yes I read thru all your achives, babes you don lost yo mind, I couldnt stop laughing. Stuff went down yesterday so I needed something to cheer me up and it worked. I even read your story page and went thru all your pictures in the shutter thingy. I take my job as your official biggest Fan very seriously, In fact I bet I can ace a quiz on your post archives.
@Chiefo – as per that picture thingy, let us talk more …
lol @ mum’s answer ‘ it was the devil’…good one..lol…
Vera..U keep on uploading pics of others. When are we going to see your face? Aren’t u tired of being anonymous..lol
vera if you like deal with me squarely of watever shape u feel like sef. u so cannot tell me what to do. im simply doing me some community service.
temite better person, let us meet jare. vera u can still bribe me and try to reconsider. cos all this ur noise na simply cold steam.
yeepa!!! U met my big brother!!!
The baby is soooo cute!! Ask ur friend weda i can borrow!!
stop yapping your friend. lol! Clearly she is doing the drunken yahooze!!!!
=)
Baby shower after parties are the bomb!
Temite: Nawa oh. This is serious. Now, you’re making me blush in ways and places that I didn’t even know I could blush. lol. Too bad you’re not in MD, ehn? We’d have gone on a movie date or something. Kai…this Cali sef wey you dey. Oh, well. Some day, right? We’ll definitely have to meet some day. This our love has to pass the world wide web. Oh, and stay away from ChiefO. He’s a mad man. Can’t you tell??
Shona Vixen: My dear, can you imagine? What was I supposed to do with that answer?
Anonymous: LOL. See who is talking oh. You sef you’re commenting as anonymous and you’re calling me anonymous. Leave me alone o. lol. And no, I am not tired. lol.
ChiefO: Okay, sorry now. *Vera kneeling down* How can I appease you? Hehehe. Pele, my dear brother. Please forgiveth me.
Mz Dee: LOL. I wil certainly ask if you can borrow the baby. Me sef, I have asked them to dash me the baby, but to no avail. And your brother is fine oooo… lol.
Solomon Sydelle: Yes oh! Baby shower after parties are really the bomb. As for Funmie…no comments. It’s okay if she’s doing the drunken yahoozee; I just wish she’d admit it. lol.
LOL…
Your mum sounds like my mum.
The devil is the cause ko,lol…
…Off to peruse the pics.
Lol… Funmi was doing the yahoozee… rawk on girl!
The baby shower looked like fun.
Sorry abt ur car babes, it was the devil. lol.. ur mum is so funny!
Oh Vera!
u this idiot, i say Ramsey too and i took his pictures with other yoruba celebrities so u can’t do shakara 4 me anymore. I heard ur boo Chidi Mokeme was there but i did not see him cos the reception was crowded. By d way idiot, where is my letter u’ve been writting 4 d past 5 weeks? useless full
Sorry bloggers, i meant fool not full. By d way, why didn u tell me about ur car, mumu? i know i talk to u at least once a day. Mama E is a character, sha. She said it’s d devil, thats hillarious. If u vex me hee, i will just reveal ur picture. No comment on fufu’s dance step!
Aphrodite: Yes oh. My mom is something else. I dunno which kin yeye excuse she was giving me. Funny woman. Hope you liked the pics.
Aijay: My mom is a trip. I dunno what 2 do with that woman. The fact that she has such a serious face when she’s saying such silly things is even funnier
Wordsmith: Yes, my love. This one you’re calling my name like that…how the thing dey do you? LOL
Anonymous AKA Busola: No comments 4 u. Y are you stalking me sef? *hiss*
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