Ladies, there has been another survey. Yes, about penis size. Because let’s face it, we’re just as obsessed with penises as men as obsessed with breasts. I don’t know about you, but when it comes to surveys about penises, I always want to read it. Yeah, what’s the latest size “they” say that women like?
According to this new study – and who are the people studying this thing sef? – when it comes to one night stands, it’s girth that women are more concerned about. In this study, 41 women were given 3D printed penises that ranged in length and girth from 4 inches long and 2.5 inches girth to 8.5 inches long to 7 inches in girth. And all I’m thinking is 8.5 inches long and 7 inches in girth?? To go into what part exactly? If my husband has a penis that is 8.5 inches long and 7 inches thick, that will be an irreconcilable difference and grounds for divorce. Either that, or I’ll die by penis, and my tombstone would read, “She tried her best to take it all in.”
Like I said in a previous post (aptly titled: At Least Six Inches Long), I used to say that I wanted a 6 inch penis, but I said it because that was what I heard and read. At that time, I never even ever seen a penis that did not belong to television or a family member. And the family member penis only happened when we were kids and like Adam and Eve, were oblivious to our nudity. Back then, all we (my friends and I) discussed was the length of the penis. Now, I have to think about the girth, too.
Although I know what 7 inches is, I cannot fathom it as the girth of a penis. It sounds very painful and uncomfortable. Really, really painful and uncomfortable. Feel free to correct me. I’m boggled as to why the women that were surveyed in this study preferred a wider girth for a one night stand. Why can’t the regular/everyday partner have the same girth, too? I don’t get that bit. For the women who prefer wider girth for one night stands, please explain.
To be clear on the point of this post: I don’t know what a penis with a 7 inch girth looks like, and I would appreciate some pictures from our male Sweet Potatoes. For educational purposes only. Of course.
Read the original post on Huffington Post Women.
Adabeke says
For educational purposes only. :-), to perform a new study.
Vera Ezimora says
Yes oooo!!! Adabeke, for educational purposes only. By the way, you should read tomorrow’s post. It’s cray-cray!
gabe says
Imagine if d guy likes anal sex…
K1 says
Omo that is Gobe oooo
Vera Ezimora says
K1 hahaha. Gobe for real!
Vera Ezimora says
K1 hahaha. Gobe for real!
Vera Ezimora says
Gabe, that would be lethal.
Lady Ngo says
I mean…are we talking 7 inches in diameter or 7 inches in circumference? Both would be huge, but one would be SIGNIFICANTLY bigger than the other lol.
And i don’t think women are the ones obsessed with this, ahem, subject. Its men afterall who tend to dream up, request and conduct this research.
Shjsjs says
@”And i don’t think women are the ones obsessed with this, ahem, subject. Its men afterall who tend to dream up, request and conduct this”
No they don’t. And if women wasn’t obsessed with this then you wouldn’t have posted here nor would Vera make the artical lol
Myne Whitman says
7 inches wide ke, how will it enter now? Except you want to feel like you’re havving a baby everytime. Not for me o.
Like your epitaph aside 🙂
jaafar says
Middle finger*
Daniel says
Girth is circumference, not the diameter. 7 inches girth is 2.2 thick.
nick says
29wm on the skinny side. I am just over 7″Long and 6″ in circumference. It might because of my body size, but when a woman sees me erect they normally seem shocked and surprised.
Jordan says
I am about 7.5 inches long and 6 inches thick. But the tip (head) is over 7 inches thick. I am telling you right now its not nearly as bad as it sounds. Yes ive been told by all my partners im huge and whatever. Most times it took a bit for me to get in, but im good in bed and always start with foreplay to warm her up. Most of ny partners also enjoyed oral with me but they found immense trouble with deep throat. Two of my ex’s were small women. And one was Asian and had no problem. My size allowed multiple orgasms every time with every partner. This all truth. 100 pure hibesty. 100%
Scott says
Same here. Mine is 5″ at the tip, 6″through the middle and 7″ at the base. Never once had a complaint other than anal…
Jimmy says
For educational purposes only of course 🙂 I have over 7 inch girth, I have pictures if your interested.
Niel says
Hey Vera. I’m 7.5″ long and 7″ in girth if you want pics for educational purposes ! It’s never been a problem for me as long as foreplay is used correctly.
Vera Ezimora says
Haha. Nirl, please don’t send pictures. I have received so many, and I was only joking when I asked for pictures. Lol. Just in case you’re wondering, the people who sent me pictures said their girth is a problem in their sex life because they’re too big *shrugs*
Eh says
I am about 8 . 5 and 7 and yes, in my lifetime some girls were uncomfortable to say the least, while others very happy. It guess it’s just about finding the right partner that fits *:)
Andrew Herndon says
I’m 8in long 6in girth. My wife loves it thank you all.think red bull can almost