A Sweet Potato Sent Me Pictures Of His Penis

Walahi, I cannot make this up. Remember the other day when I blogged about penis length and girth (according to an article on Huffington Post Women)? My last paragraph of the post:

To be clear on the point of this post: I don’t know what a penis with a 7 inch girth looks like, and I would appreciate some pictures from our male Sweet Potatoes. For educational purposes only. Of course.

I cannot count how many times I have called for pictures like this in a post. Most times, I have not gone ahead to add that I was only joking, and that was the same for this penis post. I didn’t say I was joking because I did not think that anyone would actually send me penis pictures.

Boy … was I wrong!!!

I opened up my e-mail and there it was staring back at me: three up close and personal pictures of a very hard penis. Two of the pictures even had a measuring tape around them! One of the pictures showed the back of the penis and it had 3 vertical ridges! I don’t know how else to describe this penis to you, and no, I cannot put pictures up, so you’ll just have to use your imagination. The body of the e-mail read:

Hi. Here are my modest contributions Vera.

I don’t have to be a Penisologist to know that there was absolutely nothing modest about this penis. How can a penis with three vertical ridges be modest??? Or have I lost the meaning of modest? And in case you’re wondering, the measuring tape shows the girth to be 7.5 inches. This is even worse than the 7 inches I originally blogged about.

When I first opened the e-mail, I screamed, “Oh, my God!” Then Igwe was all worried cause he thought something happened. When I told him what my natural eyes had just beheld, he laughed and said, “Well, you asked …” That’s it??? That’s all he had to say. I challenged him to beat this Sweet Potato’s record by sending his own pictures. He said, “But you already see it everyday.” To this statement, I’m denying and refuting this allegation. I am also choosing to plead the fifth on any questions you may have about my denial and refutation.

After I screamed and had that mini dialogue with Igwe, I closed the mail with the pictures. Then I opened it and looked again. Then I closed it. Then I opened it. Then I closed it. I did this for 48 hours. It’s still shocking every time I see it. And I think it gets bigger every time I see it. 7 and half inches of penis [girth] is a whole lotta penis. There are women with smaller waists! The picture/tape doesn’t show length, and I am too afraid to even know.

After fasting, praying, bathing in fire, and drinking a pond of holy water to cleanse me from seeing this massive weaponry, I began to ask myself some very valid questions:

1.  So you mean to tell me that I – Vera Ezimora – have a Sweet Potato who is wielding such a weapon of mass destruction in his pants?

2.  Should I contact Huffington Post women to tell them that I have found something bigger than what they wrote about?

3.  Who do I need to call to become famous off of this? Oprah? Good Morning America? CNN?

4.  How many more Sweet Potatoes are out there, reading this blog right now and hiding what could very well be an alien in their pants?

5.  Most importantly, does this Sweet Potato have a wife/girlfriend? And how does she do it?

I love my Sweet Potatoes. No other blogger receives this kind of love from her readers. You read my blog, you leave me comments, you follow me on social media, AND you send me penis pictures. What more could a girl ask for? Nothing.