Somewhere in Nigeria, some select few people are allegedly eating a six foot tall cake that cost a whopping seventy-two million naira. Would it be totally wrong if I were to wish dysentery on all the eaters? Alright, fine. I won’t. I fear for collateral damage (innocent hungry eaters of the cake). The cake, as you may have guessed already, was made in celebration of Nigeria’s 50th year of Independence. Oh, and also to break the Guinness World Book’s record of the world’s biggest cake. In light of all the problems we have in Nigeria (poverty, crimes, unemployment, corruption, lack of electricity, etc), it’s noteworthy that we’re aiming to make the world’s biggest cake. Go Naija!
So, I woke up this morning singing a song that we used to sing in elementary school every Friday during the morning assembly.
Nigeria is my country
I’d like to serve Nigeria
With all my heart, with all my soul
And with all the things that I do.
In the land of my father,
Who fought for my freedom
It’s the time to do my part
To make Nigeria great
I pray for peace and unity
And I pray for prosperity
Let’s come together at once
To make Nigeria great.
I’m very shy of singing publicly, but if you ask nicely, I’ll sing it for you on the radio tomorrow. It’s at 10am U.S. Eastern Time (3pm Nigerian Time). Call in: 1.646.929.1905 | Listen here
AnonGA says
Happy 50th!!! Yaaay ๐
Our 50th is clouded by the bomb blast that was announced prior to it actually happening. Some of the casualties were actually taken to a hospital that could not treat them. This is my dear country. Today, I am grateful to God that He has kept us in one piece but I am so sad.
Oh about the national anniversary cake. I hope that N72 million naira bit is just a rumor.
Joxy says
Naija, happy 50th. As a country, you exist. I guess that is worth celebrating, there's not much else is there? Verastic! I'll be tuning in o, just to hear you singing, lol.
C.O. says
Vera nwannem, Please sing it just for the love we share ๐ i tune in tommorow to listen.
C.O. says
Vera nwannem, Please sing it just for the love we share ๐ i'll tune in tommorow to listen.
Myne Whitman says
The independence is not so happy but I'll tune in to hear you sing, lol…
AlooFar says
Well, if you're not gonna say it, i'll say it…
May dysentery visit the eaters!!!
bob-ij says
Happy 50th! Sing sing!!!
~x~