I have told one too many April Fool’s Day jokes lies on here. I have told so many that when I announced I was pregnant last year, so many people did not believe me – even though this was in October. That’s how much of a trust issue you people have with me. Ha! So this year is different. Instead of cracking my brain trying to figure out which new lie to tell you (and I have thought about a lot, trust me), I will instead be upfront with you. Below, there are three truths and two lies. Guess which ones are true.
1. I didn’t know my dad until we located from Russia to Nigeria.
2. I used to speak Russian fluently.
3. I am lactose-intolerant.
4. Igwe proposed to me after we were already married.
5. Hot pink is my favorite color.
Happy guessing, and Happy April Fool’s Day!
P.S. Funmie, Uju, and Solachi, do not leave a comment on this post!
2. I used to speak Russian fluently.
4. Igwe proposed to me after we were already married.
5. Hot pink is my favorite color.
Number 5 and number 1 are lies; everything else are lies.
3,4 and 5 are true
1 and 2 are lies.
Happy april Verastic
Almost right. 2, 3, and 4 are right.
2, 3 and 4 are true1&5 nahhhhh :p
Corrrrreeeeect!
I think 2, 4 and 5 are true! Number 3 is possible, as far as number 1 I have no clue
You’re mostly right. Number 2, 3, and 4 are right.
1 and 3 are lies. You drink milk a lot and if you were intolerant then you really ‘love’ yourself. Lol!
Tehehe. You’re right about number 1 being a lie, but number 5 is a lie too 😀
3 and 4- Truth
The others are false
Three and four are true, yes. But there are three truths, and number 2 is the other truth.
They are all true
Nope. Number 1 & 5 are lies.
Girl, you ain’t lactose intolerant with all that Chobani 🙂
Manny, you are wrong! I am so lactose intolerant, but there isn’t enough lactose intolerance to keep me away from Chobani (or milk)
lol! Vera me n u both!
Tehehehe. Hamira, I’m glad I’m not alone.
Your fave color is Blue so no. 5 is def a lie. You are TOTALLY lactose intolerant just like me we still take dairy regardless. You were born in Russia hence u were once fluent in the lingo. We all know Igwe proposed after u guys were already married. 2,3,4 are True. 1 and 5 are lies.
Hamira, you are so right!! Indeed, number one is a lie and number 5 is a lie, too. Blue isn’t my favorite color though; I just used to call it my favorite because I was in blue house. Lol. Now I don’t have a favorite color. Girrrlllll, you are gooood!
*WIDE GRIN* yay!! i gorrittt!.lol.
Wooooo hoooo!
2 and 3 are lies
Awww. Two and three are both true 😀
1 and 2 are lies ( you have written about your dad and Jos visitors?
3, 4 and 5 are true. I think I have read all your blog posts to know this
Chizzy! I totally understand why you gave the answers you did, but you were wrong on two statements:
#2 is true: I used to speak Russian fluently and could not speak a lick of English until I relocated to Nigeria and started school.
#5 is a lie: Hot pink isn’t my favorite color, and I discussed this in the first episode of Ask Me Anything. I don’t have a favorite color, but I used hot pink on the blog because it’s bold and bright.