I promised you a while ago that I would put up a post of the old post Boorish Male (retired blogger) put up about me. It was titled Vera Ezimora, and you can only imagine how I felt when I read it — which is why I copied and saved it. To be totally honest with you, I am putting this up today because it’s an easy post and I cannot activate my brain to think too much right now. I’m still in Tampa mode. I slept most of the day yesterday. I’ll be back to normal mode. Promise.
So .. here’s the the post:
Attention Beautiful African Goddess, please don’t accept anything but the most gracious and chivalrous treatment. Even as a boor myself, I know very well that Women such as yourself are among the most beautiful, sensuous, and coy on this Mother Earth. Blessed is the man that should experience the joy and privilege of being in the mere presence of you, let alone that he should experience the treasure of being your loving companion.
Indeed, how serendipitous that a chivalrous Knightly African Warrior such as myself should come across a Queen in this corner of cyberspace. I would honor you. I would bow to you. I would give you the passionate Goddess worship you so deserve. Let us meet and let God bequeath us the passion and pleasures of Kings and Queens. Let drink deep draughts of infernal pleasure as we make love to Songs of Songs amidst frankincense and myrrh. Let us experience passion as it was once known…as it was meant to be.
Come my African Queen…come and experience a taste of paradise. Give yourself what you deserve. I am awaiting. Come taste what the boorish male can bestow. Come experience an Imperial tradition that bows to Isis Goddesses.
THE END
P.S. I know you must be waiting for gist about Arinze’s wedding, and I will put it up soon … with pictures of course.
I was waiting for the “you are the only sugar in my tea, the only mosquito in my room, the only cockroach in my…” cant even remember all the lines sef…are you sure you didn’t delete those lines Madame…lol….
Kai, boorish male is a born toaster sha…..see sweet words, ….”come my African Queen…come and experience a taste of paradise”
Sykik, I no delete anything oh! But yeah, Boorish can make a Reverend Sister renounce her vows. Very risky!
#faints mehn, see lyrics…onu uto! (sweet mouth) lol…
Serious onu uto. After hearing this kind lyrics, no be just to marry him free of charge remain?
Ngwa nu!!
Ok o #dasall
Lol. Good enough.
Jesu! This is just burriful.
Vera,
Those were the days…………
It was a truly special time……
Them life got in the way of everything.
But I remain your humble servant.
Always
Boorish
Boorish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You left a comment. Yaaay! Lol @ remaining my humble servant. You! You haven’t changed a bit.
Vera,
Those were the days…………
It was a truly special time……
Them life got in the way of everything.
But I remain your humble servant.
Always
Boorish
Vera,
Those were the days…………
It was a truly special time……
Them life got in the way of everything.
But I remain your humble servant.
Always
Boorish
Fab! Let me tell you how I got here: By here, I mean the blog itself, and then this post. Yeah, I joined Networked Blogs. Followed the first Nigerian Lifestyle I found- Verastic. Yeah, this post, I actually hit Google with “Nigerian Personal Male Bloggers.” That lead here somehow…
I’m looking up great male bloggers that don’t just do gossip and tech, but heart and life things. Be sweet, Vera. Please, recommend. Nice writeup by Boorish male, by the way. Somehow, I wish he’s still with us. Wait, am I commenting or blogging?