The rumors are true. I, Vera Ezimora, am now a mommy. Igwe and I welcomed our baby girl on Tuesday, October 20th 2015 at 5:19 PM. She weighed 8 pounds and 10 oz and measured 20.5 inches. For those who measure weight in kilograms, she weighed about 3.8 kilograms. No, she was not a small baby at all. But then, we cannot be surprised. A lion can never give birth to a goat. Ha! For now, she's a yellow paw paw baby, but there's no telling what color she will eventually be. When I show you Read More
That Time This Lady Asked If I Was Having Fertility Issues
This isn't something that happened a long time ago oh. In fact, it was quite recent. So, I was at a home-event of a friend where there were lots of friends and acquaintances, and that was when this lady decided we should have this conversation in the kitchen (I am not aware that anyone else heard our conversation). But first, let me tell you about this lady. She's someone I've known for years. When I say that I have known her, I don't mean that we are friends, or that we are close, but we Read More
Journal #9: September 2015
Welcome to October. Although, considering that it's already October 13th, perhaps I'm a little late in welcoming you to the new month. Forgive me. My most exciting news for September was the baby news! I confessed on here that Igwe and I are expecting a baby, and most of you Sweet Potatoes were doubting me. Ah! My God will vindicate me soon. When the baby comes and I post pictures of him/her, you better not look oh! Don't let me catch you looking. Ehen. Anyway, in the month of Read More
All Hail The Chocolate Chip Cookie!
If I was a character on Sesame Street, I'd definitely be the Cookie Monster, so it's not by coincidence that I saved the cookie post for last. I am the girl who goes to the grocery store and randomly scans the cookie aisle looking for new cookies to explore. Sometimes, I explore biscuits because they remind me of Nigeria, and the sound of biscuits just make me feel sophisticated. But let me tell you about this Fiber One Chocolate Chip Cookie. First of all, you should know that before America, Read More
Let Me Tell You About My Black American Neighbor, The Witch
I'm specific in telling you that this is about my Black American neighbor because I have a White American neighbor that I might write about later, if the story gets interesting enough. For now, let me tell you about my Black American neighbor. She appears to be in her early to late forties, and I don't know her name, but I have nicknamed her The Witch. That should give you an idea where this story is going. I can't believe I'm saying this, but she makes me miss Tatiana. Ugh. So, about The Read More