I have to say, I never really predicted that one day, I would be on Verastic and complaining about someone not sucking my breasts. But here we are. My baby, Ada Verastic has utterly refused to suck my breasts. She latches on to my nipple sometimes and sucks for a few minutes, the she lets go and starts crying. More like screeching. Then her hands start flailing all over the place and she starts kicking rapidly. If you did not know why she was crying, you probably think that I pinched her really Read More
Journal #11: November 2015
Welcome to December. December though??? Oh, my God. 2015 is about to be over, my birthday is next month, and I need to start thinking about my personal and professional plans for 2016. I'm not ready! November was a month of reorganization for me. Other words I can use to describe November are: evolution. Starting over. Learning new tricks. A whole new perspective. I mean, it goes on. My grandma has gone back home, although she's Ada Verastic's official and unpaid baby sitter when I Read More
That Time My Mommy Became An Importer Exporter
I really just wanted an opportunity to say 'importer exporter' the way my Igbo business men introduce themselves. My mom was not an importer, but she was definitely on her way to becoming an exporter. You must be thinking, that's great! Well, get to the end of this post first. My mom has this thing where she comes up with a new business idea. The problem is that my mommy isn't a great business woman, as she has proven many times. Great medical doctor, yes. Business? No. She has stared many Read More
This Feminist Blogger Baked Bread With Yeast From Her Vagina
It keeps getting crazier and crazier, I tell you. Yesterday, I read this article on Mashable about a queer, feminist blogger who baked bread with the yeast of her vagina. She got the yeast from her vagina by inserting a dildo inside it and scraping the yeast off the dildo. Disgusted yet? So in case you have been wondering what else you could do with your vaginal yeast, here you go. I'm not even going to link to her blog, but you can read the Mashable article here, if you want. When I Read More
Ada Verastic Is One Month Old + My Life Now
Ada Verastic is a month old already. Can you believe it? Neither can I! She turned one month on Friday and a couple days before, we went to see her doctor for her one month check up. I thought she would go there and display for the doctor by crying like we're pinching her - the way she usually does at home - but nope, she was a total angel. The doctor was so impressed by how quiet she was. I told her not to be impressed oh because Ada Verastic was merely putting on an award winning performance. Read More