Verastic

July 8, 2008

Enigma

You’re supposed to change your toothbrush every three months, right? I think so. Anyway, I change mine like every six to eight weeks. Why? I brush too hard and too often – apparently. In the morning, I brush at least twice, but most times three times, and I brush at night too. So in a day, I brush about four to six times. And then, of course, I floss and use Listerine mouth wash at least once a day. Weird?See these two tooth brushes? The one by the left belongs to my mom, and the one by the Read More

July 1, 2008

God Has A Crazy Sense Of Humor

Saturday: I attended a fab wedding @ Sheraton Hotel. I wore a burgandy evening gown. Hair done - almost, make-up flawless - I think, and feet hurting - definitely. The wedding was nice. Food was nicer. The music was the nicest. My mother was one of the people on the "high table." So there I was standing in front of the high table talking to my mom when one of the men on the high table interrupted my conversation with my mom.Him: Hello, my dear, what is your name?Me: VeraHim: And how old is Read More

June 21, 2008

Robbin’ Da Cradle

Ah, my life. So here is what happened to me yesterday.I was jejely sitting at a table in the public library, my laptop on and running with my online class displayed. I was supposed to be studying, but I was engrossed in my favorite author, Eric Jerome Dickey's book, PLEASURE, a book that had way more sex plots than I cared for.As with every other good novel I have read, I was totally, unashamedly into the book, oblivious of my surrounding and the pair of eyes that had been watching me. But he Read More

June 12, 2008

Priceless!

His Versace sunglasses ------- $200His 2008 Acura RL ----------$46, 280His colgate smile -------------$1, 000, 000The blush on my cheeks when I caught him staring @ me ---- $9.99 (from Revlon)The look on my face when I realized that he was a she ------- PRICELESS!!!There are somethings in life that money can't buy. For everything else, there is Mastercard...to buy medicated glasses, so I can better differentiate between men & women.This is a true life story...unfortunately Read More

June 3, 2008

I Met Mr. Kisser…..Again!

If you don't know who Mr. Kisser is, please click HEREWhere do I start?? Okay, I'll start from Sunday morning.My blogville husband, NaijaBloke (yes, we are still married!) came into town. He forgot his charger, so he came to meet me in church on Sunday morning to get my charger (which he was supposed to give me back later, but forgot to... but anyways... lol). I was to meet him later that night at a big party in Capitol Heights.But first, I had to attend a little graduation reception. Busola's Read More

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