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March 23, 2009

Bless Me Father, For I Have Kissed…

... My last kiss was ---- well, let's leave that alone. There is no need to put that on here now, is there? You and I both know the answer. Let's leave it between me, You, and him.A while ago, I attended a Singles' Dinner/Conference in church. Funmi was there. Ibukun was there. Even three year old Ireti was there. She's single too, you know. The event was really nice, and I was glad I went. They (the married folks) advised us (the single folks) on how to live the godly single life. Some of the Read More

March 20, 2009

Do You Like Men?

Him: Are you married?Me: No.Him: So you're single?Me: Yeah.Him: Are you into men?Me: What...?!Him: Do you like men?Me: Excuse me?Him: I'm sorry; I didn't mean to offend you... I was just... I just didn't wanna come out straight and ask if you are straight. I mean you look straight...Me: I have a boyfriend (do not question me about the veracity of this statement; thank you very much!)Him: Oh. So you're seeing someone then?Me: Yes.Him: You're a very pretty lady. Again, I apologize if I offended Read More

March 17, 2009

Oh, What Da Heck! I’ll Indulge You!!

Why be normal when you can be Verastic?? And that's a serious question by the way.I told you about the wonderful Verastic ideas I have for my bridesmaids, and Lolo Bloggs couldn't help but ask what plans I have for myself as the bride, so Lolo Bloggs, this post is especially for you. Yes, I realize other people asked too, but Lolo Bloggs asked first. Listed below are a few ideas for my wedding; they will be implemented from the time of my engagement to the wedding. Some might call these plans Read More

March 14, 2009

Speaking Of Vacations…

Does anyone actually listen to all the instructions they give on the plane? I mean all that supposedly good stuff about emergencies and how to exit in the event of what…. a crash???? I don’t listen. While I was away on vacation – yes, the one I didn’t mention…hehe – the crew members gave us all these instructions about how to pull down the oxygen mask and where the exit door was. Abeg! As a proper Naija girl, I was busy praying that the weather and plane should be perfect, and that God Read More

March 11, 2009

Breaking News…!

This is Verastic reporting LIVE from Blogville. The nominations of Naija Bloggers Awards are out and Vera Ezimora has been nominated in the following categories:* Bloggers Choice Awards* Most Creative Blogger* Dedicated Blogger Award* Best Everyday Read* Most Likeable BloggerThe battle line has been drawn. Please drive, run, fly.... or just click over HERE to vote for Vera Ezimora. She must win the categories she has been nominated in. We must eliminate all other nominees. We must disappear them Read More

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