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It'd be awfully strange if we do not have one - a Mother's Day celebration, I mean. Sunday, May 9th 2010 is Mother's Day in the U.S. of A. To commemorate this day, verastic dot com will be having another blog event, like the Valentine's Day one - except for mothers this time.Everyone who has or had a mother, everyone who has or had someone like a mother, everyone who is or was a mother, and everyone who is or was an expectant mother is welcome to send pictures. Send them Read More
April fourth = Dad's birthday.This April 4th period wasn't different from the April 4th period last year. On Friday, April 2nd, mom and dad argued about dad's birthday.Mom: Your birthday is even coming up sef.Dad: Whose birthday?Mom: YoursDad: Oh, yes! It's todayMom: No, it's on the 4th.Dad: No, it's today.Mom: Noooo, your birthday is on the 4th of April.Dad: Oohhh, you're right. It's on the 4th oh!Every year, we go through this. The man never remembers his birthday. I'm Read More
It's something that has been in the works for about six months now. I cannot count the number of people that have said, 'Come back to Nigeria. There are opportunities here...' but it's not so easy packing up your life and moving cross-continent when you've lived somewhere for so long. If not anything, I wondered how on earth I would transport all my shoes. And what about my winter clothes? I love my winter clothes! Little by little, I have been sending my things home. A pair of shoes Read More
I don't have it --- with good reason.But every time the Cialis or Viagra commercial comes on and says something like, "If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor," I cannot help but wonder what that feels and looks like. And no, this is not a shy and subtle attempt at asking for pictures of four-hour erections. Four hours is a long, long time. It's 240 minutes. It's 14, 400 seconds --- of a man just sitting - or maybe standing - behind a Read More
Every now and then, I like to blog about the key words that people search for on search engines, the keywords that ultimately lead them to Verastic.com It'd be incredibly unVerastic if I were to blog about the regular words. Who needs those? The absurd ones make my day any day. Enjoy.1. Turai Yar'AduaI'm not sure what bothers me most: the fact that the search for Turai leads people to my blog, or the fact that Turai Yar'Adua is the fourth leading search. I Read More
