Recklessly authentic.
The title of this post may have you thinking, "Yeah, so what?" Well, last year, I blogged about having spotted a billboard that said Jesus Christ would be returning on May 21st 2011. Today is May 23rd 2011. The world should have ended two days ago. I meant to put up a blog post yesterday, but clearly, that didn't happen. Let me refresh your memory. Read More
That was the subject of the letter they sent me. I was not afraid. But I was definitely moved. All I did was exceed my speeding limit by 18 miles per hour, so why was the entire State of Maryland coming after me? Long story short, I had to appear in court today for a $90 ticket I received in September. It was not the amount of the ticket that prompted me to go to court. It was the two lousy points that came with it. My insurance would go up. My driving reputation would go down. You get the Read More
For the past two or three years, this thong has been floating around inside my underwear drawer. Depending on the day, I am not always entirely sure that it isn't mine. What I am mostly sure of is that if it doesn't belong to me, then it belongs to Uju. If by any chance it does not belong to any of us, then this sure beats me. The mysterious thong ... also known as "The accused" Read More
... And now I'm back with the jump off. No, not really. I know I've been gone for so long ... since April 19th! I shriek at the thought of how long it's been since I last updated. Honestly, so many things have been happening. I don't even know what they are now. I just know that my time has been taken for the past few weeks and accomplishing much has been next to impossible. I was going to just put up a new post about an underwear in my house, but I thought I should first apologize for my Read More
Mr. Shoes keeps saying that I am not --- what's the word? Oh, yes, adventurous. Can you imagine??? A whole me! Is that even possible? So, anyway, relating to food, I am apparently especially not adventurous. It was with this in mind that I decided to order something different at Cheesecake Factory - which, by the way, I did not know made more than cheesecake. Don't judge me. Read More
